Harry Bailey’s Transport – Thread Lyrics
Artist: Harry Bailey’s Transport
Song: Thread
I can’t believe this happened
The second time this week
My bag of chips got stuck
In this dumb vending machine
Could you lend me a quarter?
It took the change I had
And I’m down a dollar-eighty
And this aggression will not stand
And if you’ll lend me a hand
At the risk of getting canned
We’ll turn this sucker over
My break time’s all but over
And there’s no sign that it’s out of order
The chips are stalling and they should be falling
I’m out of money and I’m out of friends
And I’ll never pick E3 again
It’s time to get aggressive
Like old Ralph Macchio
I’ll get a running start
And I’m gonna kick this- hey, hey, cool it!
Let’s get that new guy, Randy
Cause his arms are really small
Maybe he’s good for something if he gets these chips to fall
Then I won’t have to call
That number on the wall
That says
“If you should experience a problem with this vending machine
Please call 815-867-5309”
My break time’s almost over
And there’s no sign that it’s out of order
The chips are stalling and they should be falling
I’m out of money and I’m out of friends
And I’ll never pick E3 again
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Third time again this week
My bag of chips got stuck in this asinine machine
Could you spare me a quarter? (Oh no)
It took the change I had (That’s too bad)
And I’m down a dollar-eighty and they won’t fall
They won’t fall
Why won’t they fall?
They won’t fall, they won’t fall!
My break time’s almost over
And there’s no sign that it’s out of order
The chips are stalling and they should be falling
I’m out of money and I’m getting bent
And I’ll never pick E3 again
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
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Release Year: 2006