What the Fnaf?! – Garlick Lyrics
Artist: What the Fnaf?!
Song: Garlick
Yeah no you can get tubes of garlic
Who needs garlic that concentrated?
I doubt its concentrated, its just garlic
Why don’t you use a garlic crusher?
Well
Well I mean
This is what I do (or what my mum does anyway)
Just like put garlic in a blender
Blend it
You blend your garlic?
Just listen to the facts, alright?
Blend it
Put it in like a tray
Freeze it partially
Cut it up
Put it in a box put it in a freezer
And we have like bits of garlic
You make garlic ice cubes?
Yeah but the thing is, you can put it in drinks and it tastes nice
That’s that’s ok
And by that I mean put it in food
Because its pre-chopped but it’s still solid so you can store it easily
No but what if you just didn’t freeze it and then crush it with a garlic press
When you need it
Well that’s just inconvenient now isn’t it?
Well it’s more inconvenient to wait for like the garlic to freeze
I mean its
Its not
You don’t wait for
You don’t that every time you use it
You do it a lot at once and then you have it in the freezer ready (no but)
For when you need garlic
No but like what you need to get it out of the freezer and that’s stupid why don’t you just literally all it takes
You don’t have to wait for it to defrost, Henry
Get a hot pan and it melts immediately
What if you want to make garlic butter?
What if you want to make garlic butter?
And you put the garlic in the butter
And the garlic in the butter
And you have to wati for the stupid garlic ice cube to defrost
If you wanna
Do you have a microwave
Do you have a microwave you have to soften the butter anyway
Just put it in the microwave
No but then
No but then the garlic degrades in value because its like microwaves and it has cancer or something
No it doesn’t because it’s frozen anyway
And also you’re cooking the garlic, it’s not going to remain completely raw regardless
This is the worst argument (fresh garlic) this is the worst argument that’s ever been had
This is the worst argument that’s ever been had
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From the album:
All Five Nights
Release Year: 2016
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