Weird Al Yankovic – What If God Smoked Cannabis

Weird Al Yankovic What If God Smoked Cannabis

Weird Al Yankovic – What If God Smoked Cannabis Lyrics

Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Song: What If God Smoked Cannabis

What if God had long hair
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story

Would you believe He had an eye infection
And yeah yeah
God looks baked
Yeah yeah

God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us

Drove a tie-died micro-bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone
When God made this place
In the beginning, did he plant any seeds

Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah
God rolls great

Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis

Do you ‘spose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created both our homes
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones

And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bone
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Release Year: 2009