Weird Al Yankovic – A Complicated Song (Parody of “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne)

Weird Al Yankovic – A Complicated Song (Parody of “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne) Lyrics

Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Song: A Complicated Song (Parody of “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne)

Uh huh… extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh… save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out

19 extra larges – what a shame
No one came
Just us, eatin’ all alone
You said, “Take the pizza home”

“No sense lettin’ all this go to waste”
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day

This cheese ’round the clock
Is gettin’ me blocked
And I sure don’t care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why’d you have to go and make me so constipated?
‘Cause right now I’d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom… I sit and I wait and I strain

And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take the laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
I was feelin’ pretty down

Till my girlfriend came around
We’re just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might

Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed

Her family crest
I’d suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun

It’s just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated

What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I’d unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand
But that’s a demand
That I couldn’t meet
I got on my feet

And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why’d I have to go and get myself decapitated?

This really is a major inconvenience , oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag now… Can’t eat, I can’t breathe, I can’t snore
I can’t belch or yodel anymore
Can’t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why’d I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (Yeah yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer

Can’t blink, I can’t cough, I can’t sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin’ a pleasant breeze now
Haven’t been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
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Release Year: 2003