VeggieTales – Where Have All The Staplers Gone

VeggieTales – Where Have All The Staplers Gone Lyrics

Artist: VeggieTales
Song: Where Have All The Staplers Gone

And now’s it time for
Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out
And sings an obscure Broadway show tune

Without further ado from the unknown musical
“Office Supplies”, the heart-rending love song
“Where Have All The Staplers Gone?”
We don’t have much time before the big meeting

No, no, we don’t
Have you seen the scissors, miss?
They’re in the bottom drawer
I tried that drawer but they’re there no more

That’s odd
I know I thought for sure
Have you seen the masking tape?
It’s right next to the phone

That’s what I thought but now’s it not
I guess I should have known
Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?

The ballpoint pens are gone again
They’re gone again
The stick-it pads have lost their stick
Do you remember when

The rubber bands were in their place?
They’re in the middle drawer
Middle drawer, middle drawer
Light bulbs easy to replace

Yes, there were always more
Reams of paper raining down
Raining, raining down
Legal pads a plenty, we’re legal

Highlighters in every hue, I remember
Never less than twenty
Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?

The ballpoint pens are gone again
They’re gone again
We’ve run out of packing slips
Someday my prints will come

Please replace the toner
Someday we’ll find more of
Our manila folders
Someday my prints will come

Where’s the printer cable?
Someday we’ll find more of
Adhesive shipping labels
Oh, where have all the staplers gone?

What happened to our paper clips?
Paper clips
The ballpoints are gone again
They’re gone again

The Sharpies all have flattened tips
Where have all the staplers gone?
This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
Tune in for act two, revenge of the Staplers
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VeggieTales Lyrics – Where Have All The Staplers Gone

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From the album:
And Now It’s Time For Silly Songs With Larry (The Complete Collection/20th Anniversary Edition)
Release Year: 2015