U.D.R – Bonde de Jesus

U.D.R – Bonde de Jesus Lyrics

Artist: U.D.R
Song: Bonde de Jesus

Bonde de Jesus, Bonde Eclesiasta
No Bonde de Jesus, a putaria é nefasta
Bonde de Jesus, Bonde do Profeta
No Bonde de Jesus, a sodomia é perversa

Três reis mago, no céu viram uma luz
Bonde da pedofilia para sodomizar Jesus
Jesus não me engana com a barba e o cabelo
Perdeu a virgindade num deserto pra um camelo

Jesus foi para o Rio batizar o São João
Batizou cabeça errada e levou pica no butão
Foi na mansão dos mortos segurando o pau na mão
Sodomizou Satã e escrеveu o Alcorão

Jesus era alеgre, um cara cheio de luz
O sonho dessa bicha era poder sentar na cruz
O cu de Jesus é que nem Cavalo de Tróia
Eu meti a mão lá dentro e tirei uma sequoia

Bonde de Jesus, Bonde Eclesiasta
No Bonde de Jesus, a putaria é nefasta
Bonde de Jesus, Bonde do Profeta
No Bonde de Jesus, a sodomia é perversa

Jesus Cristo e sua turma, que tremendo bacanal
Sodomia o dia inteiro sem descanso pro meu pau
Mas se Jesus tivesse AIDS, ia dar só briga feia
Dava o cu sem camisinha e ainda sujava de areia

Se eu fosse nascido nos tempos de Jesus
Comeria a mãe dele até encher seu cu de pus
Santo sudário, que pano maravilhoso
Aquece a minha rola e ainda absorve meu gozo

Jesus Cristo e sua turma, verdadeira curtição
Uma gangue de traveco que pregava a felação
Jesus era urbanista viciado em beber porra
Viajou para a Itália e lá construiu Gomorra

Bonde de Jesus, Bonde Eclesiasta
No Bonde de Jesus, a putaria é nefasta
Bonde de Jesus, Bonde do Profeta
No Bonde de Jesus, a sodomia é perversa

Nas boda de Canaã, Jesus Cristo era rei
Transformou aquela festa numa sauna mista gay
No bonde de Jesus, os apóstolo faz fila
Jesus Cristo faz com eles o que Sansão fez com Dalila

Durante sua vida, Jesus teve um dilema
Se comia o cu de Judas ou o cu de Madalena
Pansexualismo, seu nome era Jesus
Sodomia todo dia com raiz de alcaçuz

Tem um capítulo secreto no novo testamento
Onde Jesus comia merda e dava a bunda para um jumento
Hoje em dia, Jesus é Jesus Cristo
Mas em Jerusalém, era um pederasta num grupo de risco

Bonde de Jesus, Bonde Eclesiasta
No Bonde de Jesus, a putaria é nefasta
Bonde de Jesus, Bonde do Profeta
No Bonde de Jesus, a sodomia é perversa

Bonde de Jesus, Bonde Eclesiasta
No Bonde de Jesus, a putaria é nefasta
Bonde de Jesus, Bonde do Profeta
No Bonde de Jesus, a sodomia é perversa

Bonde de Jesus, Bonde Eclesiasta
No Bonde de Jesus, a putaria é nefasta
Bonde de Jesus, Bonde do Profeta
No Bonde de Jesus, a sodomia é perversa

Bonde de Jesus, Bonde Eclesiasta
No Bonde de Jesus, a putaria é nefasta (Bonde de Jesus)
Bonde de Jesus, Bonde de Jesus
Jesus

Eu faria
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Bonde de Jesus Lyrics – English Translation

Bonde de Jesus, ecclesiasta tram
In Jesus’ tram, Putaria is nefarious
Bonde de Jesus, prophet tram
In the tram of Jesus, the sodomy is perverse

Three magician kings, in the sky saw a light
Pedophilia tram to sodomize jesus
Jesus does not deceive me with the beard and the hair
He lost his virginity in a desert for a camel

Jesus went to the river to baptize the São João
Baptized wrong head and led pica in Bhutan
He was in the mansion of the dead holding the stick in his hand.
Sodomized Satan and Desposted the Quran

Jesus was Alеgre, a guy full of light
The dream of this fagot was to be able to sit on the cross
The #ss of Jesus is that no horse of Troy
I put my hand inside and took a sequoia

Bonde de Jesus, ecclesiasta tram
In Jesus’ tram, Putaria is nefarious
Bonde de Jesus, prophet tram
In the tram of Jesus, the sodomy is perverse

Jesus Christ and his class, who trembling bacanal
Sodomy all day without rest for my dick
But if Jesus had Aids, he was going to give only a ugly fight
He gave his #ss without a condom and still dirty sand

If I were born in the times of Jesus
He would eat his mother until filling his #ss
Holy shroud, which wonderful cloth
Warm my roll and still absorbs my enjoyment

Jesus Christ and His class, True Curtition
A traveco gang preaching the felacy
Jesus was urbanist addicted to drinking drinking
He traveled to Italy and there built Gomorrah

Bonde de Jesus, ecclesiasta tram
In Jesus’ tram, Putaria is nefarious
Bonde de Jesus, prophet tram
In the tram of Jesus, the sodomy is perverse

In the Boda de Canaan, Jesus Christ was king
It turned that party into a gay mixed sauna
In the tram of Jesus, the apostles queue
Jesus Christ does with them what Samson did with Dalila

During his life, Jesus had a dilemma
If he ate the #ss of Judas or the #ss of madalena
Pansexualism, his name was Jesus
Sodomy every day with licorice root

Has a secret chapter in the New Testament
Where Jesus ate sh#t and gave his #ss to a donkey
Nowadays, Jesus is Jesus Christ
But in Jerusalem, he was a pederassa in a risk group

Bonde de Jesus, ecclesiasta tram
In Jesus’ tram, Putaria is nefarious
Bonde de Jesus, prophet tram
In the tram of Jesus, the sodomy is perverse

Bonde de Jesus, ecclesiasta tram
In Jesus’ tram, Putaria is nefarious
Bonde de Jesus, prophet tram
In the tram of Jesus, the sodomy is perverse

Bonde de Jesus, ecclesiasta tram
In Jesus’ tram, Putaria is nefarious
Bonde de Jesus, prophet tram
In the tram of Jesus, the sodomy is perverse

Bonde de Jesus, ecclesiasta tram
In Jesus ‘tram, Putaria is nefarious (Jesus’ tram)
Bonde de Jesus, Bonde de Jesus
Jesus

I would do
Find more lyrics at https://dcslyrics.com

U.D.R Lyrics – Bonde de Jesus

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From the album:
Tennessee Whiskey
Release Year: 2014