Twiztid – Murder City Christmas Lyrics
Artist: Twiztid
Song: Murder City Christmas
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
A Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
On the east side where we ride or die
Blowin’ green trees underneath Christmas lights
Got the sweet leaf passin’ when the time is right
I’ma kill a m#th*rf#ck*r tonight (〈Jamie Madrox〉 Sounds tight)
On the west side, Santa smokes PCP
Wrecked his sleigh and got stuck in a tree
Crackheads climbed up and robbed his #ss
Butt naked, found him in the dumpster trash
On the east side, we keepin’ it red and green
Smokin’ on a fatty while trimmin’ the Christmas tree
Ain’t nobody on the streets because it’s too cold
In the Murder City, blood turns to red icicles
On the west side, it’s more coal than presents
Handed out to the kids by Zug Island representatives
On Christmas Eve, a black-ass snow
The only white powder you see is bagged and sold
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
The holidays are a time of giving and receiving!
Give me some money
So I can receive me a warm bottle of hooch
On the west side, people got kids to feed
Mom’s a hooker, and I’m sellin’ brown weed
Suicide rates rise, everybody needs money
So Frosty’s cute-ass jokes ain’t funny
On the east side, we like to go out west
Grab Shaggy and J and start killin’ ’til the sun set
Not fun yet? Gimme a sec
I gotta throwaway tech for the special event
On the west side, we throw up our sets
f#ck a resolution, we set up New Year’s bomb threats
Hood rat hoes, with mistletoe over cameltoes
Another zombie froze every time the wind blows
On the east side, my pockets are straight lint
So I stoled like a thief ’cause my money was like spent
Got a wreath on my door and an eviction notice stapled in the center
How could the holidays get any better?
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas
Excuse me, lady! Ho, ho!
But I happened to notice your purse!
Could I have some cheerful holiday loot, b#tch?
Please! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
On the west side, Rudolph’s red light nose
Means cheap-ass sex from his strung-out hoes
Their toes are frozen, all in the streets
With shiverin’ teeth, still nibblin’ meats
On the east side, believe me, I’m not a Scrooge
I’m a serial killer, tired of wearing some bloody snow boots
Kinda havin’ to choke my way through the holidays
So I’ma do it right this time and get paid
On the west side, we got Santa the crackhead
He’ll get you a VCR for a dime bag
He’s fat and old, but here’s the difference
His beard’s gray and nappy, and it smells like piss
On the east side, if you’re window’s open
Just know somebody probably scopin’
You should know that sh#t gets got like everyday
Even ’round Christmas time, we don’t play
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas
Happy Christmas, folks! Ho, ho, ho!
Hey, hey, little boy!
Come here and give old Saint Nick a bite of that Whopper
You greedy little b#tch!
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It’s a murder, a Murder City Christmas
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