Twiztid – f#ck On The 1st Date

Twiztid – f#ck On The 1st Date Lyrics

Artist: Twiztid
Song: f#ck On The 1st Date

[Monoxide Child]
Now let me introduce myself as the man
f#cking every b#tch in the world, just ’cause I can
And I won’t even play with you b#tches that don’t f#ck

All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut
I don’t need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin’ me names and all the frontin’ like you’re sane
b#tch, you ain’t sh#t but a hoe and a trick

And all you’re good for is hopefully f#cking and sucking dick
Wanna blame it on my music? Well that’ll never happen
’cause I was f#ckin’ hoes like you before the rappin’
Goin’ get me to slappin’ on that #ss and butt cheeks

And get my dick to splashin’ and cummin’ on bed sheets
I’m a lunatic, what up, I’m lookin’ to get laid
f#ck that, I won’t spend no nickel on no #ss
I don’t even want no stinkin’ b#tches thinkin’ about my cash

[Hook] (repeat twice)
b#tch, you comin’ outta them pants
I’m trying to figure out whether or not I’m gettin’ #ss
We callin’ for the freaks, you think I’m movin’ too fast

But if you don’t f#ck on the first date I’m leavin’ that #ss
[Jamie Madrox]
b#tch wit’ the big lips, I’m a young n#gg#
Wit’ crazy f#ck in my hips

And I can make you do things you’re afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you want me to f#ck you
Hey b#tch, that’s a nice #ss
Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance

Got me risin’ in my pants, and I’m pitchin’ a tent
It’s just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey b#tch, do you like sex? Well me too
I’m goin’ pull my dick out and this is what we goin’ do

f#ck ’til the sun comes up and fall asleep
Leavin’ p#ssies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle

And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips
[Hook]
[Monoxide Child]

You can tell it from the get-go b#tch, I ain’t the one
And strictly for your info b#tch, you ain’t the bomb
I done f#cked maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time
And the most hoes I f#cked in one night is like five (DAMN!)

You could say that I’m addicted to sex
But if you know my seeds then you know I’m addicted to death
Monoxide, f#ckin’ b#tches left and right
Let a killa know, if ya f#ckin’ tonight

[Jamie Madrox]
Hey b#tch, do ya shave your peach?
I can check ’cause your beaver’s within my arm reach
(SO STUBLY) Leave a rash on my c#ck

??? up cradle and dubs are Icy-Hot
Hey b#tch, would you finger your box
And rub the butt, of the n#gg# named Madrox?
Half-hour killa with an hour worth of dick

So do you wanna f#ck? Hey you, hey b#tch!
[Hook]
[Jamie Madrox]
Stupid b#tch!

What the f#ck you think this is?
I take you out to dinner
Maybe to a movie, and you don’t wanna f#ck?!?
Who the f#ck you think you are?!?

Motherf#ckin’ Liz Claiborne, b#tch?
I don’t like that sh#t, and I don’t like you!
So if you ain’t f#ckin’, you need to bounce, b#tch!
That’s on my moms!

I’m lookin’ for #ss, money, and dead sh#t!
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Release Year: 2021