Tim Minchin – My Neighbour’s Ass

Tim Minchin – My Neighbour’s Ass Lyrics

Artist: Tim Minchin
Song: My Neighbour’s Ass

My #ss is getting me down
People laugh behind their hands when I take it into town
It used to be tough and hard-working and strong
But now it is greying and has long since been long past its prime

But it was such a good #ss in its time
Just to rub salt in the wound
My neighbour has an #ss that would make Tatanya swoon
It’s so broad that it’s almost impossible to straddle

He had to get a custom-made saddle
I know that envy’s a sin
But his #ss is so muscular while mine is so thin
I know it’s immoral to covet

But just one day with his ass, oh, God, I would love it!
Oh, Lord, my saviour
Would you do me a favour?
I just want an #ss like my neighbour

I want my neighbour’s #ss
‘Cause my neighbour has
A real nice #ss
I want my neighbour’s #ss

‘Cause my neighbour has
A real nice #ss
My #ss was oncе strong as an ox
People could easily ridе it from dawn until dusk

But it never once balked at a plow
It was hardy and handsome but I’m afraid now a disaster
I’ve had to put my #ss out to pasture
I should be happy with the #ss that God gave me

To look a gift #ss in the mouth is a sin
I really should look on the bright side
It’s such a big job, breaking a brand-new #ss in
I know that envy is wrong

But my #ss is just pathetic while his is so strong
In the old days, my #ss bought me kudos and fame
Now my #ss just brings me shame
Oh, Lord, Lord, my saviour

Forgive my behaviour
I can’t help but covet the #ss of my neighbour
I want my neighbour’s #ss
‘Cause my neighbour has

A real nice #ss
I want my neighbour’s #ss
‘Cause my neighbour has
A real nice #ss

I want my neighbour’s #ss
‘Cause my neighbour has
A real nice #ss
I want my neighbour’s #ss

‘Cause my neighbour has
A real nice ass
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Release Year: 2020