TheSMG – Merry ph#cking Christmas Lyrics
Artist: TheSMG
Song: Merry ph#cking Christmas
Jingle Bells, what the hell
Is this ph#cking life we live in
2020, torture plenty
Worst year, making freedom empty
Many died, hearts are shattered
Officer, Black Lives Matter
Covid ruins every business
Wishing Merry ph#cking Christmas!
It’s December 1st, No Nut is gone and
Gotta put up the tree and hang up my stocking
Gonna get my hat, gloves, coat, boots, mask on
Into the Lambo, to the club, I’m gone
Going 88, feeling back to the future
ph#ck online school, don’t need a tutor
COVID’s been schitt, been affecting all of us
Speeding on the gas pedal, I’m in a rush
Time to makе a stop, gonna pop off
Honk on my horn, and call it enough
Slam the ph#cking door, my hands feel sore
Scrеam “Here’s Johnny”, punch through the door
Christmas party greetings, everyone, and my friends
We got our masks on, till COVID ph#ckin’ ends
Telling Christmas stories and about the schitty year
While the others maybe crying, reuniting through their tears
ph#ck the mistletoe, we are in a pandemic
Screw the Olympics, cuz I’m not athletic
SMG’s a gamer, just a bump on a log
Dancing, ph#cking, getting drunk on eggnog
Jingle Bells, what the hell
Is this ph#cking life we live in
2020, torture plenty
Worst year, making freedom empty
Many died, hearts are shattered
Officer, Black Lives Matter
COVID ruins every business
Wishing Merry ph#cking Christmas
Got my gloves on, loving the gift exchange
Presents so cool, that feels nothing’s changed
Got gift cards, those might come in handy
Getting all full on my Xmas candy
Now the party’s over, hit red rover
Get in my car, four leaf clover
Gonna be lucky that COVID ends
So I can actually, for real, see my friends
Hey-o, Corona, leave us alone-a
You don’t belong-a, in this world-a
We hate you much, hope you end soon
We will killed you off, before 2022
Got back home, and playing Christmas games
Jamming to some tunes that are ph#cking insane
Mining in the craft, cuz Fortnite’s trash
And, crushing, people, with Sephiroth in Smash
The Christmas holidays always need a breather
Everyone’s inside, not because of cabin fever
My best thing to do, is taking a dub?
Click baiting the master, by going to the hub
Jingle Bells, what the hell
Is this ph#cking life we live in
2020, torture plenty
Worst year, making freedom empty
Many died, hearts are shattered
Officer, Black Lives Matter
COVID ruins every business
Wishing Merry ph#cking Christmas
Wishing Merry ph#cking Christmas
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