The Dead Milkmen – The Fez Lyrics
Artist: The Dead Milkmen
Song: The Fez
Hello, Colin; it’s the fez!
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
You have angered the volcano god!
I’d like to help you son, but you smell like a goat
(Ha ha ha ha)
Chonga the goat-boy’s in the village again
Chonga the goat-boy’s in the village again
He’s frightening the women and he’s raping the men because
Chonga the goat-boy’s in the village again!
Excuse me while I puke and die
(Ha ha ha ha)
Know what pisses me off, huh? You know what… what really gets me mad in this life? It’s the g#dd#mn periodic table of elements, they’ve got 109 or so naturally occuring elements, then they’ve got 10 or 11 of these non-naturally occuring man-made elements! They give them names like Einsteinium, Californium, and Nobelium, and what I want to know is: if they’re man-made just how the hell can they be elements, huh?
Know what’s bothering my mind?
There’s a time for taking
And a time for giving
But ripping off the Butthole Surfers
Is how we make our living
(Ha ha ha ha)
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From the album:
Eat Your Paisley [Explicit]
Release Year: 1986