The Cooties – Coffee Shop

The Cooties – Coffee Shop Lyrics

Artist: The Cooties
Song: Coffee Shop

Chalkboard easel on the sidewalk
With a bad pun
This is my spot
Girl with the laptop, guy with the fluffy scarf

And a Moleskin notebook
The tables are packed
Even the patio outback is full
I come here everyday

It′s more comfortable than my apartment
My friends come in, I say
“Hey”
Don’t you just love this coffee shop?

“I didn′t know you come here!”
You know they opened up six months ago!
Oh-woah!
“You gotta try the avocado toast!”

I wanna get married here
Make a baby here
Get buried here
Cremated and created into a bag of coffee

Ethiopian, Ecuadorian, and Guatemalan
My mouth has traveled the world
Columbus! Magellan!
And Lewis N. Clark

They got Pop-Tarts for adults
Matcha donuts
Croissants!
Everything is covered in flaky sea salt!

Everything is covered in flaky sea salt!
Everything is covered in flaky sea salt!
Everything is covered in flaky sea salt!
Cappuccino with a frothy heart design

Made with an alternative milk
Soy! macadamia! almond! oat!
Nitro cold brew is cranking through me bro!
If I’m talking too much just let me know!

Oh-woah-oh oh-oh-oh
The baristas know my name
And I know all their secrets
Like Jerry killed a guy with his car

And when he told me that, I cried
In the bathroom of this coffee shop
Where I always take my food biz!
You know they opened up six months ago

I was there I was there grand opening saw them cutting the ribbon
The big brown ribbon
The big brown ribbon
Do you remember the

Manager said that it’s usually red
But wouldn′t it be funny if the ribbon was brown?
Like the color of coffee, ′cause coffee is brown!
Wouldn’t it be funny if the ribbon was brown?

Yeah it would be funny
I guess it would be funny!
Wouldn′t it be funny if the ribbon was brown?
‘Cause it′s usually red–

I wanna get married here
Make a baby here
Get buried here
Castrated and create my balls into a tiny tea bag

Don’t you just love this coffee shop?
They got the heaviest door in the world!
Don′t you just love this coffee shop!
Three coffee’s please!

Black, no room for milk
To go
Thanks!
Huh?

I thought you said something
Don’t you just love this coffee shop!
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Release Year: 2020