Tex Beneke – The Woodchuck Song Lyrics
Artist: Tex Beneke
Song: The Woodchuck Song
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How many cats would a catnip nip
If it nipped a cat, if it could?
Just how high would a horsefly fly
If a horsefly could fly high?
How many fish would a fish fry fry
If it has any fish it could fry?
You’re always at treacky phrases
A walkie-talkie on a spree
Pull away those silly phrases
They mean nothing to me!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
May be hard to say, it’s true
Let’s have fun, try an easy one
Say “I love you”
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How many clams would a clam bag beg
If it begged any clams, if it could?
How much snow would a snowman throw
If a snowman could throw snow?
What kind of dough would a rodeo
If rodeo hold any dough?
You’re always at treacky phrases
A walkie-talkie on a spree
Pull away those silly phrases
They mean nothing to me!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
May be hard to say, it’s true
Let’s have fun, try an easy one
Say “I love you”
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Release Year: 1999