StarJake – Turkey Sammich

StarJake – Turkey Sammich Lyrics

Artist: StarJake
Song: Turkey Sammich

I’m in tha kitchen
Whippin up a turkey sammich
I been on a diet
So i’m really gonna like this sh#t

I take the bread
Put tha meat between tha bread
I don’t mean my dick
I mean bread from loaf of bread

Dieting wit no carbz
Makez me feel so dead
So on my cheat day
I wanna taste some bread

And sum turkeeey
I take a chomp of the sammich
And it tastes so good
Its all good in tha hood

You might also likemuthaf#cking b#tch
I’m whipping up a-
Wait… who tha f#ck is this b#tch?
Shut tha f#ck up, sl#t

Ur ruining my song
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Verse 2 : ff

My name is briana
I’m the lead singer of a band
But not really
I just record stuff on my phone

I dunno how to play an instrument
So i steal sounds off the internet
I don’t even know how to rhyme
If i do, its by mistake

I heard there was a turkey sammich
Tha turkey was calling my name
Cuz i’m a fattie
And i need food

I don’t give a f#ck about my fans
I don’t f#cking care about money
Cuz i’m broke!
I live with my parents

And they tell me i’m autistic
But they’re both just b#tchez
I use clickbait for my videoz
Cuz i’m too ugly to get viewz

I have diabetez
And i really think eating six pizzaz
Is really healt-
Shut tha f#ck up

Gimme the mic back
You fat retarded b#tch!
I’m whippin up a turkey sammich
Wait wait wait….

I like whippin up a turkey sammich
I’m whippin up a turkey sammich
Its ganna taste so good
Its gonna taste sooooo goood

I’m really wanting dis turkey sammich
I was juzt singing about turk sammich
Wtf is up
Wit dis ugly fat b#tch

Why tha f#ck is she here
My dogs r shaking in feaar
They probably think
That shez gonna cause an earthquake

Wit her fat f#cking feet
Her music taste is sh#t
She wants to suk my dick
But i ain’t giving her sh#t

Cause i might catch a dizeaze
I ran to tha front door
Now the b#tch is starting to wheeze
She’s so fat

Now she’s crying on her kneez
Wait… i just dropped the mic!!!!
I got tha mic back
He’s bullying me!

He told me that i’m fat!
Why does nobody like me??
Why cant i loze weight??
Wait… no

I don’t wanna loze any
Cause i’m a fat f#ck
And my dumbass rarted fanz
Love a fat f#ck

Even tho i don’t have a neck
I juzt stole his turkey sammich
I’m ganna share it wit my rarted bf
He’s probably out cheating on me

So i might get to keep it for myself
Or maybe not
Cuz he’s a disgusting fat twat
Just like me

He findz his way around tha meat
Bf : hey! gimme dat turk sammich
Ff : wait…
Bf : or i’m ganna f#cking beat u

Ff : wait! i’m sorry! plz nooooo
*thwap
Bf : now ur on da ground
U really thot u could keep dat from me

I’m ur bf, u ugly fat f#ck
U should be loving me
Ff : but… i do luv u
Bf : then dont take my sammich!

And don’t even think about it
Cuz i’ll beat u
I’ll beat u
I’ll beaut u to deth

U fat rarted b#tch
Okay okay, i think they’re gone now
Ew!
Two fat rarts in my kitchen??

Ewwwww!!!!!!!
I’m ganna die from cringe!
*diez from cringe*
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StarJake Lyrics – Turkey Sammich

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Release Year: 2022