SrslySirius – Messageboard Grinder

SrslySirius – Messageboard Grinder Lyrics

Artist: SrslySirius
Song: Messageboard Grinder

I know a place
That degenerates and trolls share
I love BBV and NVG
Instead of grinding I just post there all day

I play microstakes but that’s okay
Because nobody has to know that
All I need to feel right at ease
Is lots of drama and misfortunes I can laugh at

Oh yeah
I really like Isildur
He’s anonymous like me
So it’s kind of like he’s trolling the world

Once in a while I’m insightful
But no one seems to care
I just love to thumb my nose at millionaires
If I was rolled I’d bust them head up

Thomas Dwan’s a chump
I got the Jakeys on
Trollololololololololololol
I don’t have to pay for my p#rnography

m#st#rb#t# to thread saving posts
My accounts get banned
So I keep making morе
Trollololololololololololol

Sweet degeneracy
Financial suicidе’s incredibly amusing
Don’t talk to me about strategy
It’s not allowed because I find it so confusing

What what
Well you could say I’m a dreamer
I want the women and the luxury
Maybe a real sick house in Thailand

But first I gotta blow off steam
And spend 6 hours mocking bad beats
I stake proposition bettors all the time
+EV ’cause they always cheat

My post count is higher than my bankroll
Trollololololololololololol
I’ve logged ten thousand hours in Photoshop
Sure can chop but can’t play post flop

Send PMs to beg for stakes from guys who ball
Trollololololololololololol
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From the album:
Scrotal Recall [Explicit]
Release Year: 2015