SPG – TORTO

SPG – TORTO Lyrics

Artist: SPG
Song: TORTO

Ando pela rua com a marra de um cachorro Rottweiler nessa porra
Não vou te falar de novo
Mas com meus ovo’ aconteceu um acidente mega estúpido
Eu escorreguei numa casca de banana e caí num paralelepípedo

Tropecei na rua, quebrei o pau
De tarde foi o funeral do meu pênis
Ficou torto tipo o “S” do Superman
Ficou torto-o-o-o-o

Tropecei na rua, quebrei o…
Eu caí e quebrei o meu pênis
Uma mina passou e pisou com o tênis, sem memes
Uma véia passou com o andador em cima da minha piroca

Meu pirulito ficou todo igual os caminhos da vida
Se isso é destino, meu pinto sofreu uma caída
Como que passa da porta? É uma cobra toda retorcida
Por que o pau de geral é tão reto?

Mesmo os tortos parecem normais
Perto do meu pinto que virou um “S” ereto
Só um bastão na uretra pra ajeitar
Samuel Notícias

Meu pau parece um abridor de lata de ervilhas
Piroca torta igual Torre de Pisa
Ele parece um anzol, tenho que virar a hipotenusa pra acertar o urinol
Tudo que eu fiz não adiantou

Tá na hora de colocar meu pau em baixo dum rolo compressor
Tropecei na rua, quebrei o pau
De noite foi o funeral do meu pênis
Ficou torto tipo o “S” do Cebolinha

Tem uma foice na minha virilha
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa, pênis
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa, pênis
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa, pênis

Pênis torto é legal demais
Vai te comer-mer-mer, igual dois Rottweiler
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TORTO Lyrics – English Translation

I walk down the street with the marra of a Rottweiler dog in this f#ck
I won’t tell you again
But with my egg ‘there was a stupid mega accident
I slipped into a banana peel and fell into a cobblestone

I stumbled on the street, broke the stick
In the afternoon it was the funeral of my p#n#s
It was crooked type the “s” of Superman
It was crooked-o-o-o-o

I stumbled on the street, broke the …
I fell and broke my p#n#s
A mine passed and stepped on the sneakers, without memes
A vein passed with the walker on my dick

My lollipop was all the same as the ways of life
If this is fate, my dick has suffered a fallen
How does it pass the door? It’s a twisted snake
Why is the general dick so straight?

Even the crooked seem normal
Near my dick that became an erect “s”
Just a baton on the urethra to straighten
Samuel News

My dick looks like a pea can opener
Pyroca Pie Like Pisa Tower
He looks like an hook, I have to turn the hypotenuse to hit the urinol
Everything I did was no use

It’s time to put my c#ck under the compressor roll
I stumbled on the street, broke the stick
At night it was the funeral of my p#n#s
It was crooked type the “s” of chives

There’s a scythe in my groin
PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA, p#n#s
PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA, p#n#s
PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA, p#n#s

Crooked p#n#s is too cool
Will eat you-mer-mer, just two rottweiler
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SPG Lyrics – TORTO

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Release Year: 2022