So Far So Fus – DE KALDER MIG KIM MEN JEG HEDDER KEVIN

So Far So Fus – DE KALDER MIG KIM MEN JEG HEDDER KEVIN Lyrics

Artist: So Far So Fus
Song: DE KALDER MIG KIM MEN JEG HEDDER KEVIN

Dem, der kender mig, de kalder mig Kim
Alle kællinger, de kalder mig Kim
Jeg hedder Kevin
Dem, der kender mig, de knalder med Kim

Alle kællinger, de knalder med Kim
Jeg hedder Kevin
Dem, der kender mig, de kalder mig Kim
Alle Kevinner, de kalder mig Kim

Jeg hedder Kælling
Dem, der kender mig, de knalder med Kim
Dem, der kender mig, de knalder med Kim
Jeg spiller onsdags-lotto, men uden held

Jeg kommer aldrig ud af gæld
Jeg minder lidt om Olsen-banden, men uden Kjeld
Når andre si’r goddag, si’r jeg u-farvel
Jeg drikker mutter-mælk, du ved, jeg sutter pat

Jeg boller bytte-barnepige med mit Bubber-bat
Jeg’ sendt afsted fra himlen som en fugleklat
Når andre si’r godmorgen, si’r jeg u-godnat
Har været trækkerdreng nede i et kæmpe bordel

Har været school-shooter, hvor jeg slog mine venner ihjel
Har været bankrøver ligesom Egon, Benny og Kjeld
Men endte i spjæld’, da jeg kom til at melde mig selv
Jeg f#cker ét skridt frem, f#cker to tilbage

Jeg minder lidt om f#ckeren fra Notre Dame
Jeg f#cker rundt i en f#cking H2O sandal
Jeg f#cker rundt til jeg får en MeToo-skandale
Dem, der kender mig, de kalder mig Kim

Alle kællinger, de kalder mig Kim
Jeg hedder Kevin
Dem, der kender mig, de knalder med Kim
Alle kællinger, de knalder med Kim

Jeg hedder Kevin
Dem, der kender mig, de kalder mig Kim
Alle Kevinner, de kalder mig Kim
Jeg hedder Kælling

Dem, der kender mig, de knalder med Kim
Dem, der kender mig, de knalder med Kim
Den her sang, den er halvt i gang
Den er slet ik’ sl#t, den er rigtig lang

Det går flash, bang, alakazam
Ali Kazim, Vladimir Tim og Nadia Nadim
De kender mig, og kalder mig Kim med god grund
Det står for Kæmpe Idiot Mund

Jeg ka’ ik’ kys’, jeg har tandpine, pige
Spiste en panini med landmine i
Jeg kan ik’ knep’
Du må stille dig i kø

Den går fra København til den midterste ø
Og jeg har kvinde-besøg, cirka fireogtyve-syv
Jeg får piger til at flyv’
Og jeg’ vild med at lyv’

For jeg’ larmen i roen
Jeg’ en grande kanon
Jeg råber, “lort”, råber, “røv”, har tourettesyndrom
Jeg bruger aldrig kondom

Og jeg var sammen med din kone
Cirka seks år før din datter started’ i skole
Dem, der kender mig, de kalder mig Kim
Alle kællinger, de kalder mig Kim

Jeg hedder Kevin
Dem, der kender mig, de knalder med Kim
Alle kællinger, de knalder med Kim
Jeg hedder Kevin

Dem, der kender mig, de kalder mig Kim
Alle Kevinner, de kalder mig Kim
Jeg hedder Kælling
Dem, der kender mig, de knalder med Kim

Dem, der kender mig, de knalder med Kim
Tredje vers, det starter nu
Det’ ti gange længere end de andre to
Det’ f#cking langt

Dengang, hvor
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DE KALDER MIG KIM MEN JEG HEDDER KEVIN Lyrics – English Translation

Those who know me they call me kim
All the b#tches they call me kim
My name is Kevin
Those who know me they are banging with Kim

All the b#tches they are banging with kim
My name is Kevin
Those who know me they call me kim
All Kevinner they call me Kim

My name is a b#tch
Those who know me they are banging with Kim
Those who know me they are banging with Kim
I play Wednesday Lotto but with no luck

I never get out of debt
I remind a little of the Olsen gang but without Kjeld
When other si’r good-day i say u u-color
I drink mutter-milk, you know i suck pat

I bun swap-barne girl with my bubber-bat
I ‘sent off from the sky like a bird claw
When other si’r good morning, I say u-good night
Have been tractor -boy down in a giant brothel

Have been a school shooter where I killed my friends
Has been a bank robber like Egon, Benny and Kjeld
But ended up in damper ‘when I came to report myself
I f#cking one step forward, f#cking two back

I remind a little of the f#cker from Notre Dame
I f#ck around in a f#cking h2o sandal
I f#cking around until I get a MeToo scandal
Those who know me they call me kim

All the b#tches they call me kim
My name is Kevin
Those who know me they are banging with Kim
All the b#tches they are banging with kim

My name is Kevin
Those who know me they call me kim
All Kevinner they call me Kim
My name is a b#tch

Those who know me they are banging with Kim
Those who know me they are banging with Kim
This song, it’s half started
It’s not at all over it’s really long

It goes flash, bang, alakazam
Ali Kazim, Vladimir Tim and Nadia Nadim
They know me, and call me kim for good reason
It stands for giant idiot mouth

I can ‘i’ kiss’ i have a toothache, girl
Ate a panini with landmine in
I can not ‘f#ck’
You must put yourself in line

It goes from Copenhagen to the middle island
And i have women’s visits, about twenty-four-seven
I get girls to fly ‘
And i ‘love to lie’

For I ‘the noise in the tranquility
I ‘a Grande cannon
I yell, “shit”, shouting, “ass”, has Tourettes syndrome
I never use a condom

And I was with your wife
About six years before your daughter started ‘in school
Those who know me they call me kim
All the b#tches they call me kim

My name is Kevin
Those who know me they are banging with Kim
All the b#tches they are banging with kim
My name is Kevin

Those who know me they call me kim
All Kevinner they call me Kim
My name is a b#tch
Those who know me they are banging with Kim

Those who know me they are banging with Kim
Third verse, it starts now
It ‘ten times longer than the other two
It ‘f#cking far

Back then, where
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So Far So Fus Lyrics – DE KALDER MIG KIM MEN JEG HEDDER KEVIN

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Release Year: 2021