Smosh – Mall Cop

Smosh – Mall Cop Lyrics

Artist: Smosh
Song: Mall Cop

Before Sergeant Anous became the legendary cop he is today, he had to work his way up the ranks as a mall cop
This is his story
It’s a typical day and I was on my beat
Keeping the peace of my sweet mom

Then right on with comes through
When I see some catch up and fall
Wasn’t in the least so I the
He on my to ran his #ss down

Anous’ the name but some game
I’m the sheriff of this town
‘Cause I’m a mall cop, baby and you’re under arrest
Punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests [Woo-woo!

Mall cop, baby
Takes you straight in the balls
I’m the greatest of all, watching criminals fall
As far as danger goes, most people don’t know

How insane this shopping center is
You got litter,, spray
And you’re a nation by little punk kids
So you need me to keep peace streets clean, stop teens

Jeans
I’m protecting you all
I’m best of the best, I’m cop of them all
‘Cause I’m a mall cop, baby and you’re under arrest

Punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests [Woo-woo!
Mall cop, baby
Takes you straight in the balls
I’m the greatest of all, watching criminals fall

[Mall cop, baby] Yes, I am
[You arrested it, baby] I’m pretty sure it was just a midget
[It was definitely a baby] No, was in a diaper
[baby

Whatever! Now tuck him in the neck
Then poke him in the eye
Watch the stick with the stick
But make sure he don’t die!

‘Cause the paperwork can be a real b#tch
‘Cause I’m a mall cop, baby and you’re under arrest
Punching out old ladies, shooting punks in their chests [Woo-woo!
Mall cop, baby

Takes you straight in the balls
I’m the greatest of all, watching criminals fall
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Release Year: 2015