Sleaford Mods – Blog Maggot

Sleaford Mods – Blog Maggot Lyrics

Artist: Sleaford Mods
Song: Blog Maggot

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Celebrities are flocking

My real mates are dropping
The English way:
If you look like y’winning they f#ck ya mate
Winning what?

I got a fruit machine wi’ chewy on the slot
I’m knocking back nicotine beans
My fingertips tingle – official… or non-official
I just wanna send the f#cking email

Blog maggot, YouTube twat
If I ever meet the cunt I’ll bite his f#cking head flat
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This is why the force is strong with a Tory
No blonde moments, no-ones sh#te

We are just tricked into dislike
Headcase men – dead men – war
Ed Sheeran selling fast – best album marketing farce
On You

We are John Rocha – we are all John Rocha
Used to be fendi trendy – faintly trendy
Now nobody gives a tosser
All of this death – everyone’s deaf – all of the death

William S. Burroughs can tell him Seth
It’s all this death, who ever
On your Facebook feed poster
Philosophical wanker

All this death
We are all half-cut – half-dead – hard to swallow
Night trainers on me
I can’t sing about anarchy in all this death

You, multiple images, magazine men
I’m buff like a tent, smoking a peg men
Guts like a stink pipe sink pipe
Bits of bean juice washing-up sleep then death

All this death
All this death
All this death
All this f#cking death

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Promenade voting jacket
Silver bullet polo hacket
Golden stitch don’t ya skinnage
No, I’m minted mate

Geronimo, tally-ho, bombs away Derek
Don’t sound quite the same
They’ve all got sh#t Eighties mahogany wood names
Like fat cigars in sunburnt boxes

Lord Loxley Cobhead in Union Jack wasits
Robin Thicke – thick as f#ck
The trendy sex heads are all thick as f#ck
That cunt with the big hat

He’s as thick as f#ck
That cunt who gave drugs up
But still writes tunes that celebrate ’em
He’s as thick as f#ck

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People can do what they want – no they can’t
Y’can’t keep kissing that cunt behind reception
It’s work you twat
And not a flashy love bite convention

Moaning like a poor cunt
Like a shriveled bitter wanker
A stomach full of Gold Blend trousers
Like Jo f#cking Fox’s

New 30 mile speed limit enforce
Speed camera pensioners on Harleys, yeah course
Y’reap the Tudor piglets of picturesque hamlets
Park outside some cunt’s house

Toggy pocket
He’s the gaffer
Selwyn Froggitt
I flog parrots to them Grantham lads

Do a little Leonard one-skinner
It’s not that y’can handle it
It’s just that you don’t want to f#cking talk about it
Pepper on chips

I can yam five filet of fish easy
The idea is you gotta go around the bend
And not into it
Key markets, Fine fare, Fine trade

Chris Martin nightmare
Nightmare n-n-n-nn-nn
Nightmare n-n-n-nn-nn
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Sleaford Mods Lyrics – Blog Maggot

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From the album:
All That Glue [Explicit]
Release Year: 2020