Slash K. – Certified Sexless

Slash K. – Certified Sexless Lyrics

Artist: Slash K.
Song: Certified Sexless

Hey, how you doin’?
This is the first song
When you have a shitty album
You gotta start strong

If we played around in smash
You know i’d beat ya
What’s up? i’m slash
Nice to meet ya

Now listen real close to this absolute bop
There’s plenty more beats
Yeah i do it non-stop
If you wanna stick around

Listen for the drop
Against all the other rappers
I will come out on top
You came in for a laugh?

A chuckle? a giggle?
Or did you come to me to give that booty a wiggle?
I use ketchup on my food because it’s good
Mustard too ’cause mustard is also good

Welcome to my highly sexy cooking class
We’ll stuff you like a turkey
Shove an onion in your #ss (ouch!)
{?} on the streets

Gotta be strippin’
I don’t vibe with the hoes so you’ll never catch me simpin’
And if i find a cheeto on the ground
I must lick it all around

I buy dildos all around
Now we got the boppin’ sound
I waste every single day
Watchin’ silly anime

Way too many games i play
And now my songs are on display
Yes i’m a virgin but i don’t care
And i know that came out of nowhere

I kinda wanna smash but i act so reckless
But sex will never happen ’cause i’m certified sexless
Yes i eat tacos ’cause they taste good
I eat them every day that’s how i lost my livelihood

I wanna mush butts ’cause my love is infectious
But you already know that i’m certified sexless
Purple’s my favorite color but i like blue and green
I remember watching dad kick #ss at {?}

My favorite game is rocket slime
Nintendo ds
Localized trilogy?
Ohh that’d be the best

For fifteen f#cking years my whole room was a mess
You know who never cleaned it?
Take a wild guess
All my music videos are playin’ at the cinema

I always like to watch them while i get a coffee enema
I like to strip down naked and then walk through a walmart
Cackling and laughing while they see my non-existent part
Walkin’ down the parking lot

I see a pretty little thot
Should i hit or maybe not?
I’ll ask her quick just for the plot
She said no i had to go

Didn’t even want that ho
Fyi just so you know
Your #ss smell like salmon roll (rock you!)
Yes i’m a virgin but i don’t care

Did you know one time i burnt my hair
Kinda wanna smash but i act so reckless
But sex will never happen ’cause i’m certified sexless
Yes i eat tacos ’cause they taste good

I eat them every day, they’re tasty
I wanna mush butts ’cause my love is infectious
But you already know that i’m certified sexless
Cer-tified

I don’t want celibacy
Cer-tified
I still have my purity
Cer-tified

Didn’t need this chastity
Cer-tified
I’m a king of virginity
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Release Year: 2021