Saturday Night Live – Sound of Music: Rolf and Liesl Lyrics
Artist: Saturday Night Live
Song: Sound of Music: Rolf and Liesl
I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that i’m naïve
Fellows i meet may tell me i’m sweet
And willingly i believe
That’s true!
You are seventeen going on eighteen
Actually, i’m thirty-three
Wait, what?
I know i look young
And i said i’m young
But i lied i’m thirty-three
You’re thirty-three? but, you ride a bicycle
Well, that’s because i’m very poor, darling
And you live with your mother
Wow, she’s got a list. look, you’re only as old as you feel
Liesl, do you know what statutory means?
Umm… no
It means i looked it up and we are on the right side of the cusp
I don’t know, rolf. it’s a pretty big age difference and, i don’t want to say this, but there’s rumors that you’re maybe a n#z#, maybe…
Focus on the age stuff
Well, i don’t know if i can trust you
Don’t be dramatic
It’s not a great look
Trust me i know what guys like
But i am sixteen
And i am thirty-eight
I’ve had some birthdays since we started talking
What? thirty-eight? i thought you said you were thirty-three
Oh, let me explain
I am thirty-three
Next month i’ll be thirty-nine
Baby, i’m forty-one
Rolf!
Liesl! i know you’re freaked out but this is austria nineteen-thirty-bad. in a few months this will be the least of your worries
You keep saying stuff like that
Can i help it that i’m attracted to you? you’re so mature and sophisticated
Really? you think i seem older?
Yes. what with the complaining and those hefty naturals, honestly, when i first came to the house i thought you were the mom
Oh, i don’t know. you’re a geriatric telegram boy and i’m rich and good with puppets, so you do the math
I know i’m not perfect, but i’ve talked to mother and i’m moving out
Really? you bought a house?
No, i rented, with roommates
Fritz and hans
And kevin and gerbils
And four other guys named hans
That’s a lot of n#z#s, but i still don’t know how i feel about dating an older guy
I am forty-six
That’s older than my father
Damn, how sexy is that
I do like attention
And not to mention
My brain’s
Not totally formed
Oh, liesl. i like that so much
That’s he!
Stop it at once!
Papa!
Oh, hello, gaylord
Oh, shut up!
But that’s your name, isn’t it? gaylord von trapp
Yeah, but you know what you’re doing
Oh, just arrest the perv!
Hey, how old are you, by the way?
I’m old enough, but it’s still kinda dicey
Layee odl, layee odl layee-mhmmm
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Release Year: 1991