Santa’s Angry Elves – Santa Got Sidetracked at the Strip Club

Santa’s Angry Elves – Santa Got Sidetracked at the Strip Club Lyrics

Artist: Santa’s Angry Elves
Song: Santa Got Sidetracked at the Strip Club

Snorting coke off a stripper’s #ss
Santa’s got himself a VIP pass
Tequila shots off big fake t#tt#es
No toys for kids in this city

Here’s a buck for your trouble
Another five for my boner
Give you twenty for a lap dance
Couple hundred if you blow me

Rain and sleet and snow and ice
Santa’s toys always arrive
The wind may howl, but the sleigh must fly
Until this Christmas night

‘Cause Santa’s sidetracked at the strip club
He’s got glitter all over his chub
Santa’s sidetracked at the booby bar
His bag of toys isn’t getting very far
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Santa’s Angry Elves Lyrics – Santa Got Sidetracked at the Strip Club

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Release Year: 2016