Rucka Rucka Ali – I’m Pikachu, Achoo

Rucka Rucka Ali – I’m Pikachu, Achoo Lyrics

Artist: Rucka Rucka Ali
Song: I’m Pikachu, Achoo

I’m Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
When they throw down
I’m the one I choose
It’s true, achoo, I’m trueeeee

I’m the hardest Asian
Bouncing gangster
From the street I’m changing
I’m inside a ball that’s white and red

They throw in Game Boy games and on the
Switch Nintendo games and on the
Cards that kids will play with in
Pearl Harbor I did suicide and

Flied a plane into an island
For Japan I give my life
Been hot since you listened to Hanson
Now Charmander turned black

Charizard n#gg# new phone who dis
And the Arab version of Woloo
Flew into sh#t like Fouseytube did
On September 11th look it up dudе

I ain’t f#ckin’ with you man
But the baddest pimp is Raichu
And he turnеd into it from
Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo

My Asian friends, they all made me soup
A soup, Achoo, I’m cool
And I boned them cosplay Sailor Moon hoes
At the nerd convention

Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
I’m trained to kill with the tai-kwon-du
Achoo, Achoo, Achooooo
And nobody really knows if I’m a

Male or female gender
I’m a mouse that sends electric sh#t and
f#cks you up, I’m too lit and
I hang with Ashton Ketchup and

We sailing cross the ocean
Always training buncha
Chickens and dogs and
Little roaches and

He keeps them in
A little ball, Yo Charmander, your chosen
He’s a fire-tip tail lizard that’s left in
The sh#t abandoned but then

Started training with us but then
Disobeying Ashton, he turn
Black when he’s evolved into that
Charizard and packs him couple

Pistols and a MAGA hat and shouting ‘Let’s Go Brandon’
Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
I f#ckin’ train, and I’m juicin’ too
It’s true, Achoo, I’m true

I’m a hard-ass yellow critter
Hanging out with Ashton Ketchum
Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
Charmander’s gay and he hates the Jews

Achoo, Achoo, Achooooo
Swear to God if no one gets
This g#dd#mn guy a f#ckin’ Kleenex
It’s that college-bound kid

b#llsh#t anime made by Japanese chooches
It’s a hit show made by goyim
They must have learned a
Thing or two when Jewish television producers

Traveled through to escape from Europe
They said ‘Let us through, and
We’ll teach you to make
Animal cartoon shit’

That cartoon sh#t, that cartoon sh#t, that-
‘And you want me to change? Raichu!’
Pickachu, Achoo, Achooooo
This blackface Jynx is

A rapist too, come through
Come through, come throouughh
Let’s train rabbits, cats, and dogs to
Kill each other like Michael Vick

Pikachu, Achoo, Achooooo
This show’s so cringe
And the games are too
Achoo, Achoo, Achooooo

All these pokémon are slaves
Without a healthcare, without a pension
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Release Year: 2022