Rucka Rucka Ali – Ching Chang Chong

Rucka Rucka Ali – Ching Chang Chong Lyrics

Artist: Rucka Rucka Ali
Song: Ching Chang Chong

Oh hello please
You can call me “dj not nice”
I run a drycleaning service in detroit
You want black-belt? Ten dollar cash?

No ticket, no laundry!
Here we go!
Ching chang chong! (oh yeah)
Ching chang chong! (I smack a b#tch if I have to tell her twice)

Ching chang chong!
Here we go everybody (ching chang chong!)
Help me sing this song (ching chang chong!
Number one in usa (ching chang chong!)

I talk like ching chang chong
You walk into my store
Hurry up and buy
This is america!

They call me jackie chan
I come here from japan
I talk like ching chang chong
Welcome (sing my song!)

I got that how u cow
I give you eggroll now
Don’t care if you want steak
I give you by mistake (does middle finger)

You want some won-ton soup?
I give you eggdrop! Oops!
I talk like ching chang chong
Don’t f#ck with viet-kong!

With my ninja-supplies
I catch you by surprise!
I throw my ninja dagger!
Hit you between the eyes!

I cook my black-eyed peas
While the black guy pees
Please, wear a black tie, please
Tell the black guy

Peace!
I use my kung-fu grip
To slap your b#tch’s t#ts
My people come to your village

And tear your heart to bits
I teach you tai-kwan-do
You come to my condo
I cook up crack you smoke

You think I be some joke?
If you think I’m chinese
I be like “ninja please!”
My people come from china

But we not from beijing
We won olympic games
Because, you whimps can’t play
My people wear diapers

No time for bathroom-breaks!
Ching chong!
Ninjas in the plaaaace!
Do the ching chang choooong!

Throoow your nunchucks in the air!
Rucka like sidways v#gina
Call me dj not nice!
I eat no food but rice!

Ancient korean recipe
I get from Jesus Christ!
Have you achieved the zen?
I give you two-for-ten

We drink two heineken!
I be your chinese friend!
You b#tches grind on me
But not if you taiwanese!

I make you b#tches cry
With cream of some young guy!
I eat my ramen cup
Where did my mom end up?

I left her in tokyo!
Those filipino sl#ts!
I don’t like kim jung ill!
He tried to get me kill!

He fire blank missiles
All up close in my grill!
Wait!
Who just bombed detroit?

The city’s been destroyed!
It was the japanese
Hello, remember me?
Mother f#ckers in this b#tch!

Do the ching chang chooong!
Yeah!
It would be great honor
To enter every v#gina in this party

I have been a disgrace to my father
For every v#gina I have not entered
By force
Open sesame seed chicken

Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget
Confucius say
You ever see ninja turtle movie?

I was the third clansman
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Rucka Rucka Ali Lyrics – Ching Chang Chong

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From the album:
I’m Black, You’re White & These Are Clearly Parodies
Release Year: 2010

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