Ronald Frankau – Everyone’s Got Sex-Appeal For Someone Lyrics
Artist: Ronald Frankau
Song: Everyone’s Got Sex-Appeal For Someone
One two
Marvellous dance, I wish you could see it
Oh, very breathless
One leg’s up, now the other
Now doing the splits
Listen to the taps, they’re marvellous
Now I think I better sing
Listen chaps, you’ve often paused to wonder
What made Ms blanket Mr so and so
To you it seemed a most amazing blunder
I whisper you the answer then you’ll know
Everyone’s got sex appeal for someone
Or many of us wouldn’t be here
Even the Gigis prove this rule
They’re attracted by the donkey
Or there’d never be a mule
Look at Queen Elizabeth
Whose feat was quiet appalled
The Virgin Queen they called her
Yet many she enthralled
The Duke of Essex gave a lie
To what she’s always called
So she must have had some sex appeal for him
Sex-appeal, some curse and others bless it
But whoever coined that hyphenated word
Would never say: some do, some don’t possess it
Such a statement would be obviously absurd
Everyone’s got sex appeal for someone
Or many of us wouldn’t be here
Even the Gigis prove this rule
Attracted by the donkey
Or there’d never be a mule
The 〈.?.〉’s a little fair
With a handsome swain
She’s got the world to tood all over her
Which makes her very plain
But he’s gone to live in India
Although he’s keen on Spain
So she must have had some sex appeal for him
〈.?.〉 is a lovely girl on who we’ve got a crunch
But she married someone undersized who looks like Mr. Punch
They go to bed at 6pm and don’t get up till lunch
So he must have had some sex appeal for her
There’s a shop girl working daily, 9 to 6 without a rest
She married a nightwatchman at a jeweller shop up west
So neither of ‘em ever sees the other one undressed
But they must have had some sex appeal for each other
Everyone’s got sex appeal for someone
Or many of us wouldn’t be here
Even the horses prove this rule
Attracted by the donkey
Or there’d never be a mule
The little chap who married someone statuesque and grand
He’s worn himself to ribbons or at least I understand
Through climbing up to kiss her and sliding back to land
So she must have had some sex appeal for him
They’re you are
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Release Year: 2010