Rad Zak and the Chumps – Wheebings Theme Lyrics
Artist: Rad Zak and the Chumps
Song: Wheebings Theme
There was once a man
A very important man let’s call him Wheebing
Now
Nobody quite cared for this man or even knew he existed
Until one day he wrapped himself all up in aluminum foil and became a nuclear bomb
The detonation killed trillions
The location: a seaside resort in Sawpit Colorado
Home to other important men such as Guillermo
The loss of these men’s lives, among the 33.4 trillion other humans in the area, resulted in a galactic catastrophе of unfathomable proportions
Yes you heard mе right
Darth Vader has nothing on this
Sucka Emcee
Anyways, back to the evening news
This same “Wheebing man,” Once described by his lover as
“Indomitable as a goliath, but with the feet of a ballet dancer”
Take no risks you can’t lose
Take no risks, with a rude fool
Are you in or are you out
Wheebing’s gonna make you shout
With his grimy hands and knees
Eating bowls of sand and fleas
Dirty schemes with dirty minds
Wheebing’s spout has gone up dry
Take no risks, you can’t lose
Take no risks, with a rude fool
Are you in or are you out
Wheebing’s gonna make you shout
Living out the father’s sin
Killing native colonies
We’ll make you cream and make you scream
From Wheebing’s secret evil dreams
Wheebing will be getting in your head
Slit your throat and you’ll know you’re dead
Even if can survive that attack
He’ll flip you over and stab you in the back
He’s stolen the bones
From all the dinos of old
He keeps a secret you see
The secrets of a baby
The baby holds the key
Past the door, you will find
Among the b#stard surprise
The finest juice and wine
Take no risks, you can’t lose
Take no risks, with a rude fool
Are you in or are you out
Wheebing’s gonna make you shout
Musky rat with no hair
Ghouls and goblins everywhere
Tearing down, walls, so thin
Wheebing’s gonna eat your kids
Many people
They despise the wheebster
Stupid dummies can’t tell meat from cleaver
Shooting bullets and put it in a geezer
Got knocked out, woke up in his freezer
He’s stolen the bones
From all the dinos of old
He keeps a secret you see
The secrets of a baby
The baby holds the key
Past the door you will find
Among the b#stard surprise
The finest juice and wine
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Release Year: 2023