Primus – Conspiranoia Lyrics
Artist: Primus
Song: Conspiranoia
Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid
Barking chemtrails in the skies
Claiming Bill Gates has put microchips
In all the chicken pad thais
Launching himself in his launcher
Proving the earth was flag
Microwaving his burritos
Now he only wears his tinfoil hat
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Marion Barrion, contrarian
Felt Dr Tony was selling her lies
So to keep from getting the big bad flu
She sprinkled cat urine into her eyes
With garlic cloves in her nostrils
And drier sheets taped to her head
Marion Barrion, contrarian
Is now stinking up a hospital bed
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Can lead a horse to water
But you cannot make him drink
You can guide a fool to logic
But you rarely make him think
Be wary of conspiranoia
As purveyors abound
For an open mind too open
Spills its contеnts on the ground
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Conspiranoia
Let me tеll you something about Betty White
That the lamestream media {?}
She died of a COVID booster shot
She was also Barbara Bush’s secret sister
Cow dung will protect everyone
It’s scientifically proven that cow dung is anti-radiation
This is a ship that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation
It’ll safeguard people against diseases
Which leads us to chemtrails
Scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere
Implementing biological warfare and population control
And geoengineering a race of superhuman Jews
{?} a race of extraterrestrial beings
Came to earth around five hundred thousand years ago
In order to mine gold
{?} a race of blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptiles
And have infiltrated the Bush family, Margaret Thatcher, Bob Hope, and the British royals, among others
JFK Jr. is alive and well
He did not die in a plane crash off the coast Martha’s Vineyard in ’99
He’s been {?} fifty-eight years after his father’s assassination
To announce that he’ll be Donald Trump’s running mate in 2024
The earth is not a sphere
And evidence has been faked or suppressed
To hide the fact that it is instead a disk
Or a single infinite plane
GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots wrongly believe
That they are flying around the globe
The campfire in California
Destroyed over a hundred and fifty-three thousand acres, eighteen thousand structures {?}
If it was caused by a downed power line
Why did numerous witnesses {?}
Do you really believe it’s coincidence that the fires also burned
The areas of Jerry Brown’s projected seventy-seven million-dollar {?}
‘Cause I don’t
Not when the evidence is right in front of our faces
Jewish space lasers
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Release Year: 1993