Phi$hing – Alexander On The Riser Lyrics
Artist: Phi$hing
Song: Alexander On The Riser
They got me rappin’ on a riser
Scammed a plan straight from verizon
Money on the horizon
Got a list of old people’s info, now the money’s just callin’
I was phishing on the toilet sitting in the stall
Got a call from lilac…. wait
6ix be biting peoples balls
Lilac confessed to peeing in the sink at the mall
And i also heard she’s a european
6ix? (ugh) they’re a f#cking vegan
Just scammed a squirrel straight out some pecans
Got a referral from lilac welles you gotta be tweakin’
Europеan b#tch go back to tea steepin’
6ix wakes up and drinks a cup full of semеn
I caught both of them out there streakin’
b#tch you better duck cuz people be peakin’
Alexander on a riser
Before this album we didn’t have anything to eat
But now? we eatin’ feasts (straight up)
Alexander is into some weird sh#t, heard he likes kissing women’s feet (disgusting)
Lilac welles is gay as f#ck, heard he be rockin’ with men’s meat (h#mosexual)
I tried to scam an old lady at stop and shop, she was tryin’ to buy some meat
This beat gay as f#ck, it’s not some heat
But i guess i made it, so i’m suckin’ meat (faggot)
Alexander was hungry, he ate some concrete (why?)
Lilac welles is a misogynist, their favorite movie is wolf on wall street
Alexander is 30 years old, and he still trick or treats (skkrt)
My rappin’ wack as f#ck, this sh#t ain’t even on beat
Lilac tried to scam a walmart and failed, had to retreat (loser)
Alexander is an old head, his favorite album is white light / white heat (awful album)
I am not shitting you when i say alexander wakes up every morning and gets out of bed with no profit motive (we live in a society)
6ix is makin’ hexd music on the side, strictly for fun (that’s so f#cked up)
I’ve never seen the wolf of wall street (check the letterboxd) and no i don’t plan on it neither
If alex keeps dissin’ me he can get the heater
If 6ix keeps dissin’ me i’ll push him down the stairs like he peter
I personally believe that violence is an acceptable reaction to a majority of issues (real shit)
So don’t be surprised when you’re talkin’ sh#t about me and i’m the one who makes your mama have to use a bunch of tissues (boom boom boom)
Recent studies show that 70% of global emissions are caused by 6ix’s trash #ss beats
I’m the one mixin’ this song, so alexander is funny if he thinks i’m lining up his verse
After all that sh#t he said about me
And plus it’s 2021 don’t you think it’s finally time for folks to start pissin’ in the sink
I got diamonds on my wrist so this sh#t looks like a skating rink
It f#cks me up that alexander is literally a canadian
Sometimes i forget brickf#cker77 is not a canadian
We want diamonds
We want diamonds
We want tinted windows
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From the album:
Scamvillainy [Explicit]
Release Year: 2021