Ofuh Real – Thizz Pills and Weed

Ofuh Real – Thizz Pills and Weed Lyrics

Artist: Ofuh Real
Song: Thizz Pills and Weed

So what?
We do drugs
Designer drugs
You only live once

We ain’t hurtin nobody but my body
So why you worry?
Nobody but my body gets hurt with this
Aye, don’t try this at home

Unless you’re with me
Don’t be surprised if you see me high with wide pupils the size of doorknobs
Looking for hoes who give more head than 〈? zordon zorgon〉
And say hiyah hiyah while hitting it from the back

Then i’ll press my watch and i’ll teleport to my shack
I’ll f#ck you up, talking bout “shit wait no ahh”!
And you’ll get stomped on worse than a rick james sofa
Imma real nice guy

Nothing but smiles and laughs
But i’ll break your f#cking arm
Even sign your cast
Your 〈.?.〉 is mad

They hella been gay
Like milli vanilli mixed with ellen degeneres man
I smoke some purp and have one hell of a day
Get f#cked up worse than police in pelican bay

Balloon boy? that sh#t isn’t true
That was me up there smoking a blunt in a silver balloon
I pop a pill and kaboom
Let the monster out

And i’ll give a b#tch fake love like a foster house
Like “aye girl, lemme walk you out”
Then bustin it on her tonsils and toss her out
Knock her out then say “watch yourself, you’re a mess”

Give her thumbs up like “thanks for the head, you’re the best”
Sorry sir, i f#cked your daughter tonight
She gave my dick c.p.r and brought him to life
I said i’ll call her tonight

But i won’t call the hoe
Give her the wrong number like welcome to dominoes
Im gonna go bust some weed for my blunt smoke it
Won’t give a b#tch a dollar not even a bus token

What you smoking?
Give her money?
Shit, that never happen
Like me going to some random stadium screaming f#ck oakland

I love smoking
I love to ej#c#late
When i tell a b#tch i rap her panties evaporate
Surprising when b#tches suck my dick because i rap good

Like damn i knew i was good but i ain’t know i was that good
Thizz pills got me feeling brand new
Feeling great feeling good how are you?
Feeling fine this week killed my bad mood

Feeling good feeling great how are you?
Top of the world feeling like that dude
Feeling great feeling good how are you?
Weed and thizz is all i do

Just do you
I’ll look in a girls eyes like “you’re perfection”
Aww
No i’m not talking to you

I was talking to my reflection
Ha i’m so conceded i disgust myself
I’ll get high on a sofa and kick it like “f#ck yo couch” get it?
There’s leftover kush in my pocket let’s spark it

And get blown like a broken nintendo cartridge
‘member that shit? me too
If i 〈? sense it〉 you’ll hear more bleep bleep than r2-d2 b#tch
Where’s infamous?

Up there with the eagles
Smoking a blunt and playing ping pong with a seagull
I get so high people down there look like ticks
Then i come down then pass out harder than drunk white chicks

Wake up and get shredded from thizz
When it kicks in i go “ahh” while sticking my head in the fridge
You know that feeling when a pill kicks in extra right
Feeling better than bill clinton on election night

If a b#tch smacks me she’ll get kicked in her cl#t
I don’t give a sh#t
I’ll f#cking throw a fridge at a b#tch
There’s a thin line

b#tches and women are not the same
I don’t hit women but a b#tch will get thrown at a moving train
Know what i’m saying?
I’m a beast, capeesh son

The only weed i smoke is the one kind that stinks good
And i smoke round blunts that look like elephant sh#t
And you smoke little zigzags that look like pelican dick
I’m in a good mood

No one can damage it
Even if you caught me collecting cans and sh#t
Cause ecstasy makes me feel good so easy
They should call me the pope cause i p-o-p e

I’m sipping a drink
My vision is weak
Had a hard time with a toilet so i sh#t in the sink
If she gives me a wink

I don’t think i does my thang
And have her bent over the carpet like a muslim praying
Thizz pills got me feeling brand new
Feeling great feeling good how are you?

Feeling fine this week killed my bad mood
Feeling good feeling great how are you?
Top of the world feeling like that dude
Feeling great feeling good how are you?

Weed and thizz is all i do
Just do you (woop)
Trying to get my keith sweat on
I like singing i don’t care

I don’t give a f#ck b#tch
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Release Year: 1993