MTGRemy – Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

MTGRemy Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

MTGRemy – Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar Lyrics

Artist: MTGRemy
Song: Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

Its Asmoranomardicadaist
Its the best card ever
You should search for it with Ponder
It is Legendary so it can be your commander

Asmoranomardicadaist, hey!
The name is way too long
There’s no room for a casting cost
Just pay one and discard

Its written right there in the box!
We haven’t had a creature
Who’s pronunciation’s hard
Let’s start with

Asmoranomardicadaist, oh!
To this card design
I have to give my disavowal
Id like to buy a playset

I would like to buy a vowel…
Asmoranomardicadaist, oh!
My wife and I seek counceling
Each Wednesday during lunch

Bill, what did HR tell you
About sharing way too much? (Right…)
You get a cookbook artifact
Its really kinda wild

I’m telling you this creature’s
Like a Rakdos Julia Child!
Asmoranomardicadaist-er!
Well defined black borders

So there is no Gerrymander
The other card designs are trash
So please forgive my candor
Asmoranomardicadaist-er!

So if they have a Nevermore
There’s no need to dismay
They’d have to name this creature
And its quite a lot to say

A card that is so awesome
They’ll wish they had Force of Will
I recently discovered I have a rash on my…
Bill!

Asmoranomardicadaist-in
A card so legendary I promise it’s never boring
Could anybody here lend me a tube of Neosporin?
Asmoranomardicadaist, oh!
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Release Year: 2022