Mr. Stegosaurus – Angel Hair/Teenybopper!

Mr. Stegosaurus – Angel Hair/Teenybopper! Lyrics

Artist: Mr. Stegosaurus
Song: Angel Hair/Teenybopper!

I wanna be in the kitchen singing Drive and making some angel hair
Clinging to my heart a room away I want my angel there
She can rap my songs about OTCs and my gay affairs
And hopefully she thinks it’s fine I only have 2 facial hairs

I wanna be 74 doing crosswords before bed
Hear music playing from the living room so I take a gander instead
And there she is just dancing, waiting for her guy to walk in
And we dance all night, waking up all sore then we do it all over again

I wanna visit our old school, look at the freshman and just laugh
And hope the astronomy teacher knows us from the time we had her class
I wanna be in the dining room throwing down on some angel hair
Then look to my left, gee whiz! My angel’s there

And I’m the king of corny lines but it’s fine
Cuz I practiced 40 times
And you told me you run, that’s funny
Honey cuz you’re running through my mind

Take a ride with me, we can go by the sea
Sand as far as the eye can see
Here is my decree: never lie to thee
Date night we can watch Duck Dynasty

I love how you wear your hair
In the breeze of the January air
Huh, I got bars for everywhere
Go to New York and take a ferry there

And you do karate
Say we’re at the movies and it gets rocky
I spill a guys drink while we’re in the lobby
He’s 6 foot 5, he’s big and stocky

And he wants to box me
You say “Not so fast punk!
Suck it up and step back punk!”
But he wants to act tough

HIYAH, shoulda just backed up
I’d be remiss to miss your perfect personality
And your whimsicality
It’s not a stretch to say that you’re a special case

You bring the best out of me
And this is for you, get a clue, young lady
In your spell since the 80s
This is your letter, went from bed wetter

To a very brave boy in a very nice sweater
And you’re sharp like cheddar, got it all together
I’m Heath Ledger, you’re Julia Stiles
You have the second most beautiful smile

Trips to Apulia you peculiar child
I can’t wait to be apart of your friend group
They’re cool as hell, I wish they knew me well
And I don’t have money to send you

But I have love bars in this pencil
You’re a teenybopper, you’re so clean and proper
We can watch Meet The Fockers
Or we can go see the Dodgers

Holy guac yo! Meet me at the rock show
I’ll be at the top row we can rock slow
Go home and we watch Desperado
Crushed avocados topped on our tacos

With gazpacho, home grown tomatoes
Trips to Morocco maybe Colorado
And if you’d like we could take a hike
Up mount Kilimanjaro

That song was about this girl haha
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From the album:
A Collection of Stories for My Friends, My Future Adopted Daughter and (Of Course) Miley Cyrus
Release Year: 2021