Monty Harper – Grandma’s House Tonight

Monty Harper – Grandma’s House Tonight Lyrics

Artist: Monty Harper
Song: Grandma’s House Tonight

Backing out the driveway into the street
Cars going by say, “Beep beep beep!”
Stopping at the stop, look left and right
Then it’s through the intersection and out of sight

We’re on our way now to Grandma’s
Mommy and Daddy and I
Won’t that be a big surprise when
We arrive… at Grandma’s house tonight?

Driving through the Lone Star, heck of a view
Cows going by say, “Moo moo moo.”
Then we get a shocker in the rear-view mirror
Running down the highway is a longhorn steer

We’re on our way now to Grandma’s
Mommy and Daddy and I
With a longhorn steer giving us a “Cheer!”
Won’t that be a big surprise when

We arrive… at Grandma’s house tonight?
We’re heading straight for the Gulf of Mexico
Signs whizzing by say, “No no no!”
Thеn we hit the water and it’s sink or bail

But swimming to our rеscue is a killer whale
We’re on our way now to Grandma’s
Mommy and Daddy and I
With a longhorn steer giving us a “Cheer!”

A killer whale dancing on his tail
Won’t that be a big surprise when
We arrive… at Grandma’s house tonight?
We finally hit land. It’s a Florida Swamp

Something in the water goes, “Chomp chomp
Chomp!”
My stomach starts churnin’ like an escalator
‘cause jumpin’ on our bumper is an alligator

We’re on our way now to Grandma’s
Mommy and Daddy and I
With a longhorn steer giving us a “Cheer!”
A killer whale dancing on his tail

An alligator on the radiator
Won’t that be a big surprise when
We arrive… at Grandma’s house tonight?
I think we may be lost now. It’s only a hunch

Snow beneath the tires goes, “Crunch crunch
Crunch.”
We’re north of Alabama, but I don’t know
Where

Thumbing for a ride we see a polar bear
We’re on our way now to Grandma’s
Mommy and Daddy and I
With a longhorn steer giving us a “Cheer!”

A killer whale dancing on his tail
An alligator on the radiator
A polar bear giving us a scare
Won’t that be a big surprise when

We arrive… at Grandma’s house tonight?
South through Washington’s great state
Park
Dogs chasing something go, “Bark bark

Bark!”
A little hairy guy with great big feet
Leaps out of the forest into our back seat
We’re on our way now to Grandma’s

Mommy and Daddy and I
With a longhorn steer giving us a “Cheer!”
A killer whale dancing on his tail
An alligator on the radiator

A polar bear giving us a scare
A Bigfoot guy sitting on my thigh
Won’t that be a big surprise when
We arrive… at Grandma’s house tonight?

East through Arizona and the fossil beds
Teacher said the dinosaurs were dead dead
Dead
But the ground starts shaking like a

Discotheque
And dancing up behind us is Tyrannosaurus
Rex
We’re on our way now to Grandma’s

Mommy and Daddy and I
With a longhorn steer giving us a “Cheer!”
A killer whale dancing on his tail
An alligator on the radiator

A polar bear giving us a scare
A Bigfoot guy sitting on my thigh
Tyrannosaurus Rex breathing down our
Necks

Won’t that be a big surprise when
We arrive… at Grandma’s house tonight?
Finally we’re cruising a familiar street
Cars going by say, “Beep beep beep!”

We’re just around the corner
And three blocks south
It’s Grandma’s house!
And we all say “Hi” to Grandma

Mommy and Daddy and I
With a longhorn steer giving us a “Cheer!”
A killer whale dancing on his tail
An alligator on the radiator

A polar bear giving us a scare
A Bigfoot guy sitting on my thigh
Tyrannosaurus Rex breathing down our
Necks

Now Grandma, aren’t you quite
Surprised we’ve all arrived
On your front porch tonight?
Grandma says, “Super, the gang’s all here

But where’s that purple dragon that you brought last year?”
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Monty Harper Lyrics – Grandma’s House Tonight

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Release Year: 2003