Montezuma’s Revenge – Histeria!

Montezuma’s Revenge – Histeria! Lyrics

Artist: Montezuma’s Revenge
Song: Histeria!

Mesoamerica was my homeland
And today I’ll share it with all of you
It was a place that was full of wonder
And great civilizations, too

It was a land of many cultures
And you’ll know them all before we’re through
Until the Spanish tore it asunder
(Hey, that’s what Conquistadors do!)

Molmecs and Toltecs
Mayans and Aztecs
But if you invade it
We got a special tip for you!

Don’t drink the water!
The Olmecs built the first empire
In 1200 B.C
And then by the year 900

There was a Mayan society
But they were conquered by the Toltecs
In the tenth century
And they were overrun by my Aztecs

But we didn’t last as you can see
The Spanish invaded
Plundered and raided
Hey, we’re not jaded

But here’s a little advice from me!
Don’t drink the water, it’ll give you the runs!
Montezuma: We had calendars and stone writing
And excelled at mathematics too

Our sacrifices were exciting
But it’s something you should never do
They played sports and were using rubber
Long before the tennis shoe

And we’d still be here creating
If Cortez had never come through!
So come be our guest
We have just one request

Please no more conquests
Or there’s something that he’ll make you do!
Have a drink…of water!
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Release Year: 2009