Misbehavin’ Maidens – Mermaids and Queers Lyrics
Artist: Misbehavin’ Maidens
Song: Mermaids and Queers
Mermaids and Sirens sing songs from the deep
To dash men on rocks, or to put them to sleep
What do they do with all the rest? The straight gals and the queers?
Do Sirens change their music when it falls on deaf ears?
Straight gals and gay guys aren’t into topless broads
They barely even notice them swimming in their pods
Mermaids call for backup when it doesn’t go to plan
Those lads and lasses can’t deny a rugged Aquaman!
Mermaids and Sirens sing songs from the deep
To dash men on rocks, or to put them to sleep
What do they do with all the rest? The straight gals and the queers?
Do Sirens change their music when it falls on deaf ears?
Aces and Greys hardly give mermaids a thought
They hear the siren’s tempting song and just say “Could you not?”
But those fishymaids have found a way! No one can catch a break!
They know not even Aces can resist delicious cake!
Mermaids and Sirens sing songs from the deep
To dash men on rocks, or to put them to sleep
What do they do with all the rest? The straight gals and the queers?
Do Sirens change their music when it falls on deaf ears?
Demisexuals all like to think they’re in the clear
They listen to the Sirens’ song without a spot of fear
They make pals with the Mermaids that follow them around
Their friendship blossoms into more, and oops they all are drowned!
Mermaids and Sirens sing songs from the deep
To dash men on rocks, or to put them to sleep
What do they do with all the rest? The straight gals and the queers?
Do Sirens change their music when it falls on deaf ears?
Mermaids and Sirens are just like you and me
They’re all over the spectrum of sexuality
There’s only one little thing that’s certainly assumed
Lesbians, Pansexuals and Bis are always doomed!
Mermaids and Sirens sing songs from the deep
To dash folx on rocks, or to put them to sleep
It doesn’t matter who you are, or how you play the game
They’ll eat all of the Rainbow, ‘cuz our meat all tastes the same!
Yes, they they’ll eat all of the Rainbow, ‘cuz our meat all tastes the same!
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Release Year: 2019