MC Lars – Bigfoot Left the Bay

MC Lars – Bigfoot Left the Bay Lyrics

Artist: MC Lars
Song: Bigfoot Left the Bay

I heard he quit his job at Facebook then he bounced
Left in the dead of night now no one knows his whereabouts
Sick of spreading misinformation to the masses so I’m told
So he pivoted directions, guess disruption took its toll

And he’s happier now, all his friends can see it in him
Taking selfies at Bluff Creek with Patterson and Gimlin
Plus I heard he’s making zines with Larry Livermore
Recording with El Jefe, he don’t post much anymore

Camping by the Carson Mansion, buying records in Arcata
Enrolled in Humboldt State, he’s been studying the {?}
In the {?} Mountains, Boy Scouts said hе went and stole their sleeping bags
This is Q County, hе’s been banned from every laundromat

I heard they hired a lookout at the Samoa Cookhouse
He’d been climbing through the window and everyone’s shook now
He said that ever since Slim’s closed, the Bay has never been the same
So he moved north to the 707, and that’s where he remains

Does he call Happy Camp home? (No one really knows!)
Giant footprints in the snow (What’s the data show?)
Is he rafting down the river, is he running through trees?
Are you ready for The Yeti and these Sasquatch mysteries

Oh oh, Sasquatch mysteries
Oh oh, Sasquatch mysteries
I guess he was sick of Google double-parking buses in The Mission
And so he packed his bag, grabbed his snorkel and started swimming

All the way up the coast til he camped at Shelter Cove
Some thought he was a humpback whale from the size of his giant toe
And I heard that there’s a bounty on him in Mendocino County
‘Cause he went to Point Arena, clogged the toilets, climbed the lighthouse

We have never smelled a {?} with such a strong aroma
Passed through Petaluma, ate more eggs than Baby Yoda
Some say he’s down with John Pounds
Start searching and maybe you’ll

See him at Samoa Beach with Romano Gabriel
And {?} {?} Captain Beefheart undercover, yeah I’m tellin’ ya
He’s hiding in the dunes with his Trout Mask Replica
I heard he’s never coming back, and that he’s feeling great

Doesn’t miss I-80 traffic, doesn’t miss the Golden Gate
In the Six Rivers splashing, in the moonlight you might see him
Or at the Morris Graves Museum every weekend
Does he call Happy Camp home? (No one really knows!)

Giant footprints in the snow (What’s the data show?)
Is he rafting down the river, is he running through trees?
Are you ready for The Yeti and these Sasquatch mysteries
Oh oh, Sasquatch mysteries

Oh oh, Sasquatch mysteries
And no he’s not verified, on Instagram or Twitter
His YouTube stats are dismal and on TIk Tok he’s no bigger
Ask him about engagement, he’ll respond with laughter

The only streams he monitors are the ones that flow from Shasta
Cause he’s been known to survive without Instagram Live
Not on Amazon Prime, no one spies on what he buys
Tell him that you made a track with The Doubleclicks for Spotify

That you pitch for playlist placements, he’ll say “Why?”
Very edgy Lars
Very meta. I see what you did there
Get it? Bigfoot was sick of the tired tech world of San Francisco

So he moved north to the Redwoods
That explains the chorus, I get it
Does he call Happy Camp home? (No one really knows!)
Giant footprints in the snow (What’s the data show?)

Is he rafting down the river, is he running through trees?
Are you ready for The Yeti and these Sasquatch mysteries
Sasquatch mysteries
Oh oh, Sasquatch mysteries

Sasquatch mysteries
Oh oh, Sasquatch mysteries
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From the album:
Blockchain Planet
Release Year: 2021