Mary Louise Wilson – Jerry Likes My Corn

Mary Louise Wilson – Jerry Likes My Corn Lyrics

Artist: Mary Louise Wilson
Song: Jerry Likes My Corn

Jerry likes the way i do my corn
Isn’t he a treasure?
More corn?
Look at how he chows right through my corn

It’s my only pleasure
I boil it on the hot plate
‘til all the juice is gone
Bless his soul

He knows which side my corn is buttered on
Jerry lacks a mother’s tender care
Nobody to need him
Mothers now are barely ever there

Someone’s gotta feed him
The kinds of things that i like
His high school friends all scorn
Cottage cheese, chamomile

Doctor norm and vincent pеale but
Jerry likes my corn
The things you do for me, jerry
You’re my gibraltar

The corn is outta this world
Oh, did i do it nicely?!
He always compliments me on the way i do my corn!
Jerry is a son like my own two

Sons who never phone you
More salt?
Boys have more important things to do
After they disown you

And though he hardly says much
I understand his grunts
“hey” means “hi,”
“yo” means “yes”

Believe me, he’s no dunce
Anything that breaks, he knows which tool
Jerry is a fixer
Not her

Happy hour starts right after school
Jerry, have a mixer
He tells me things the kids like
And i just feel reborn

Mountain dew
Super bowl
Sex and drugs and rock and roll but
Most of all my corn

Jerry, y’know what i’d like? some music
I’m happier when i’m singing than anything i’ve ever done since i was born
See if you can find that song, you know, the one i just adore
Let me help, mother darling, i’m extremely organized

I know exactly where to look for that record
No, let jerry!
I’ve got it under control, kid, i can find it!
Jerry can find things in this house right on this bed you couldn’t find for half an hour!

I’m so sick of that kid
I mean, i have great pity for him, and i like him…
The trouble is she’s madly in love with him
Oh, pardon me, but it’s true

Well he might as well leave right now cuz he’s never gonna get it
So that’s it!
Get what? sex?! with you?!
It’s all they’re after!

That’s all they’re after!
An old person like you?!
Good god!
Tomcats, all of ‘em

So you might as well tell him right now to forget about it!
Jerry doesn’t want any sex with you!
Jerry likes his own age!
Oh yes!

Kids of seventeen to not pursue
Relics of the stone age!
Believe me, i can tell these things!
Jerry doesn’t want any sex with you!

Jerry isn’t crazy!
Adolescent girls now are easy lays
Same as edie in her awkward phase
Jerry has a new girl every night

And not a one of them have cellulite
He’s gonna be here for years and years and years
He doesn’t want any sex with you!
Get out of here!

I want the people i want in this house!
Go away! you’re making me very angry!
Jerry doesn’t fight like two fish wives
Jerry likes relaxing

Me too
Now and then we play my 45’s
Hear the old sad sax sing
No picnic growing older

Abandoned and forlorn
Stuck in bed, stiff with gout
Alcoholic drinks are out
“you’ll die!” the doctors warn

Then quick as a wink
I’m in the pink
Cuz jerry likes my corn
I tell you, that boy is a gift
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Release Year: 2005