Mark Stephen Jones – Cat and Mouse Lyrics
Artist: Mark Stephen Jones
Song: Cat and Mouse
A little liquor was spilled on the barroom floor
The bar was closed for the night
When this little gray mouse from a little black hole
Came slipping into neon light
He lapped up the liquor on the barroom floor
And on his haunches he sat
In his biggest mousey voice, he roared
“Bring on that p#ss# cat!”
He sang, “Here kitty kitty, don’t you take pity on this little ole country mouse
See, I’m tired of being chased around this honky-tonk cat house
So if you’re feeling hungry
You come try to take a bite
You’ll use up all of your nine lives tonight”
Thеre’s always somebody bigger and baddеr and meaner than you’ll ever be
But the magic in drinking is it gets you to thinking that you’re bigger and badder and meaner
But you’re just drunker than you ought to be
The old tom cat when he heard the little mouse roar
He licked his chops, and in one big huff the little mouse was no more
So feeling satisfied and fat, he found him a puddle of beer
He started drinking then he started thinking, “I wish that dog was here”
He sang, “Rover, hey Rover, I dare you come over and tango with this alley cat tonight
Your bully days are over man, I don’t care if you’re a Dover man
I’m the king of the jungle and I’m hunting for a fight”
There’s always somebody bigger and badder and meaner than you’ll ever be
But the magic in drinking is it gets you to thinking that you’re bigger and badder and meaner
But you’re just drunker than you ought to be
Yeah, the magic in drinking is it gets you to thinking you’re a lawyer…
And a lover…
And a movie star…
And a, a gynecologist…
And a, uh, an expert in karate…
But you’re just drunker than you ought to be
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From the album:
Self Made Man
Release Year: 2007