Lou Kelly – Crap Crusader

Lou Kelly – Crap Crusader Lyrics

Artist: Lou Kelly
Song: Crap Crusader

When I try to make a fist
My thumb is tucked away inside
When I pull over my mask
It gives my face a place to hide

Oh, no
Oh, no
Where is my crime fighting pepper spray?
Oh, no

Oh, no
How will I keep all the scrum of the earth away?
That’s why they call me a
Crap crusader

Calling for help in the night
Plain purveyor
The first to lose in a fight
Don’t you know that I’m all bark, no bite?

When I try to throw a punch
My hand don’t know where to land
Stand too close, I quit
I quit

Submit
I hide so my hide can’t be tanned
Wear all black
Don’t attack

Cigarette
Drenched in sweat
Oh, no
Oh, no

Where is my trusty old fog machine?
Oh, no
Oh, no
How will I make my escape with no smoke screen?

That’s why they call me a
Crap crusader
Calling for help in the night
Plain purveyor

The first to lose in a fight
Don’t you know that I’m all bark, no bite?
(Down)
Oh, yeah

Calling for help in the night
Plain purveyor
The first to lose in a fight
I’m all bark, no bite

I’m all bark, no bite
A giant with no might
I’m all bark, no bite
Yes, you heard me right

I’m all bark, no bite
Don’t you know that I’m all bark, no bite?
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From the album:
Junk City [Explicit]
Release Year: 2019