Lophtus – Tellin Porkies

Lophtus – Tellin Porkies Lyrics

Artist: Lophtus
Song: Tellin Porkies

I took
This lady out last night
And we wined and dined
Had a perfect time

So
Then I took her back home…
…and naturally…
I slit her throat

f#ck it
Imma hit the streets and grab some t#ts
Chill out
I’m thirsty b#tch

Just be thankful I dint rape you
And rob your womb of your child
Did you really think i’d drink that oat milk shite?
Ooh, whooa

So we play that same old song
Oh god, yes
And every meal is a weird funeral
Stop

f#cking stop telling me this shit’s normal
[Brummy] – [Well, it’s the food chain, we on the food chain now int’we so…
Imma put you in that factory farm
We’ll see how f#cking ‘normal’ it is then

[Oh! sh#t! What you doing to MY DOG?!!!
Making stroganoff
Go lay the table and I’ll bring you somе proper pukka grub
It’s cool

It’s free-range, love
“Yar…if I go vеgan, all my friends will think I’m strange[?]”
b#tch…are you deranged?
Who gives a flying f#ck what a bunch of cunts think of you?

Since when did vanity trump the truth?
Ooh, whooa
So we play that same old song
Oh god, yes

And every meal is a weird funeral
Stop
f#cking stop telling me this shit’s normal
[Roadman] – [Yeh, it’s natural bruv, y’get me?

Nah
Imma put you in that factory farm
We’ll see how f#cking ‘normal’ it is then
Pump those chicks full of drugs

Make them menstruate
More than they can take
Melt their beaks, and blend their boys up
Those eggs belong to us, coz we got dominion in the eyes of a god

Who only exists in our heads…yes?…
…Yes
I know it’s not your fault
You were never told

But now you know the facts
So will you change when truth comes?
Or like the norm, remain blissfully dumb?…
Ooh, whooa

So we play that same old song
Oh god, yes
And every meal is a weird funeral
Stop

f#cking stop telling me this shit’s normal
[Toff city boy] – [Well, you know, it’s a totally natural part of…
Imma put you in that factory farm
We’ll see how f#cking ‘normal’ it is then

Imma BBQ your kids, your cats and dogs
We’ll see how f#cking normal it is then
Imma put you in that factory farm
We’ll see how f#cking ‘normal’ it is then

Imma BBQ your kids, your cats and dogs
We’ll see how f#cking normal it is then
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From the album:
The Bog Stairwell
Release Year: 2018