Krusty Sheets – Anal birth Lyrics
Artist: Krusty Sheets
Song: Anal birth
On Bandsintown
Guy meets girl, you know on the date they go-
Don’t you think too much, just go with the flow
Dine it, then they dash {?}
Waiter turns around, gone in a flash
“You have a place to stay? Sleep here, it’s okay”
She thinks about it, “I think I just may cuddles in the sleep”
f#ck inside the sheets, the next morning, she left, rolled down the street
9 months come and fly, tremor on the {?}
Baby is comin’ soon, not the girl, the guy
This don’t make no sense, don’t you pass judgements
Guys get preggo, too, don’t you be so tense
Baby is comin’ now, don’t ask “why?” but “how?”
Nurse is flyin’ in don’t they pass just wow
{?} bash come out, so they start to scout
“I found another hole, this will be the route”
The first anal birth, on the planet earth
There’s a problem, though: kid got too much {?}
Grab a knife, the slice doesn’t look too nice
#ssh#l# falls apart, now we roll the dice
Head pops out, thank god
Everyone applaud, baby falls out the #ss
It was a little odd, girl leaves guy for good
Ask her if she should, she says “it was too much”
Can’t blame her, I would, now the guy must care of the kid
He dares to raise him alone, and to treat his tear
A miracle later occurs, he said to the nurse
“his life couldn’t be normal, but it could be worse”
Anal birth
Anal birth
You see, I take a sh#t on the ladies
Then I sh#t out a baby
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Release Year: 2019