Kimya Dawson – Beer

Kimya Dawson – Beer Lyrics

Artist: Kimya Dawson
Song: Beer

The beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
I said don’t you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire

He came home on acid i was holding his shotgun
I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
He said don’t shoot, i said i won’t i love you you’re my friend
I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head

Then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
I got in my mazda and i drove to the mall
I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone t#ts
When i pulled out the tissues they were covered with sh#t

And the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
I ate every single one without noticing the mold
You said you’re gross my darling, i said no i’m rock and roll

Even though i’d never ever been in a band
I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
And the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared
Of burning in hell well i was already there

And the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
And the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train
And the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor’s pills
We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill

Then i peed my pants and you stole the groom’s cigar
And some old man made me watch him m#st#rb#t# locked in his car
When i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
You said don’t go to bed yet let’s go get a 64

And the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
And you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out
I tried to scream f#ck you but blood was pouring out my mouth

Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
You can be a teenager for your whole f#cking life
Just find some pretty sucker and make that b#tch your wife

I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
First i cried for him and then i cried for me
Haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be

But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
And i buried my toes in the hot hot sand
And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
You’ve come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
Find more lyrics at https://dcslyrics.com

You can purchase their music thru
  
Disclosure: As an Amazon Associate and an Apple Partner, we earn from qualifying purchases

Kimya Dawson Lyrics – Beer

Please support our site by sharing it.
And please follow our site to get the latest lyrics for all your favourite songs.

From the album:
My Cute Fiend Sweet Princess
Release Year: 2004