Juno Songs – Carnival Kerfuffle WITH LYRICS

Juno Songs Carnival Kerfuffle WITH LYRICS

Juno Songs – Carnival Kerfuffle WITH LYRICS Lyrics

Artist: Juno Songs
Song: Carnival Kerfuffle WITH LYRICS

〈Intro〉
HOHOHOHO
The carnival’s come to town!
And I ain’t just clownin’ around!

I’m gonna throw you cups down
So hard, that you’ll break your crown!
WHOHOHOHOHOHO
〈Verse 1〉

You tumblers to a tumble
On Beppi’s wild ride!
Ya whiny little fine China mugs
Can run, but you can’t hide!

Ya came to seal a contract?!
HA! Catch me if you can, ya drips!
My little dodgem is your big problem
Gonna smash you into porcelain chips!

〈Chorus〉
(Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around!) Look out below!
〈Verse 2〉
Sing, sing, don’tcha know?

Watch the rollercoaster go!
La-dee-dah! Ho-Ho-Ho!
Those speedy wheels ain’t just for show!
Sing, sing, with a swing!

Watch me ride this donkey thing!
Of the circus, I’m the king
Oh, you can’t face me in the ring!
I’m no garden-variety cartoon clown!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sing, sing, watch me fly!
If you don’t jump, oh, you will die!
If you’re killed in the carnival

You’re mortified!
So spy that train with your little eye!
〈Chorus〉
“Side-friction coaster 1 is too intense for me…”

Is what a COWARD would say!
〈Verse 3〉
You want balloons, little buddy?
I’ve got some balloons for you!

Watch out!
Their bite is worse than their bark!
What a rabid canine crew!
You’re such a HUGE gob-letdown!

Only schmucks go ’round and pop the balloons!
Well, while you’re smashing targets
Why not take some duckies too?
(He ain’t no bozo, ain’t no Pagliacci) That’s right! Sing it, fellas!

…Oh wait, they already say “fella” in the chrous…
Sing, sing, ’til you’re hoarse!
You’re the popcorn stand’s main course!
I’ll eat you up with no remorse

Then I’ll get right back onto my horse!
〈Chorus〉
(Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around, oh)Yippee-Ki-Yi-Yay!
Also, “High-Noon Hoopla”‘s gonna be the next “Cuphead” song

So get used to the cowboy stuff!
〈Verse 4〉
I’ve been tellin’ ya to “Sing, Sing, Sing”, this whole time…
So why don’t we switch it up a little

And Swing, Swing, SWING?!
HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
Round and round the carousel
Make you to nauseous to send me to hell!

You don’t got the balls?
Oh, well!
A little birdie or two’ll probably fix that spell!
Maybe I’m playin’ a little “Fowl”

But it’s certainly a way to make ya throw in the towel!
Ya want off my wild ride?
I’ll let ya off once you have DIED!
So keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs

Inside the vehicle at all times, or else you’ll lose your head!
You must be this tall to ride
And, mmm, you don’t stack up
So here’s a ticket that says, “You Tried!”

Still clingin’ to the swing, I see!
Toldja ya couldn’t beat me!
Ya shoulda given up on phase 3!
Now I’m gettin’ pooped

And I’m runnin’ outta rhymes!
So if you’ll excuse me
I’ve just got one more verse left
Until it’s CLOSIN’ TIME!

You tumblers to a tumble
On Beppi’s wild ride!
Ya whiny little fine China mugs
Can run, but you can’t hide!

It’s time to close the curtain
On this here cartoon show!
So don’t you trip
Or you’re gonna chip

On the way out as you go!
Thank you so much for comin’ to my show!
Now SCRAM!
EHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

〈Outro〉
Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around, oh
Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around!
Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around, oh

Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around!
Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around, oh
Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around!
Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around, oh

Beppi the clown ain’t clownin’ around!
EHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KNOCKOUT!
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Release Year: 2022