John Valby – Favorite Things Lyrics
Artist: John Valby
Song: Favorite Things
bl#w j#bs and hand jobs and eating cl#t#r#s
Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris
Brown pubic hairs on toilet bowl rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers
Licking the residue from bathroom sanitizers
Sanding the top of my dick ’til it stings
These are a few of my favorite things
Probing my dick-hole with sharpened lead pencils
Enlargening my #ssh#l# with kitchen utensils
Knowing the joy that an egg beater brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I’m feeling sad
I tell everybody I know to eat sh#t
And poop on my presents
And then I don’t feel, I don’t feel bad at all
You f#cking scumbag, f#cking Christmas shitbird
f#ck you!
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Release Year: 2001