John Valby – Barnacle Bill the Sailor

John Valby Barnacle Bill the Sailor

John Valby – Barnacle Bill the Sailor Lyrics

Artist: John Valby
Song: Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Oh….
Who’s that knocking at my door?
Who’s that knocking at my door?
Who’s that knocking at my door?

Said the fair young maiden
Well…
Open the door, you f#ckin’ wh#re, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Open the door, you f#ckin’ wh#re, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
Said the fair young maiden

Well…
The hell with the dance, and down with your pants, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
The hell with the dance, and down with your pants, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
What’s that thing between your legs?

What’s that thing between your legs?
What’s that thing between your legs?
Said the fair young maiden
Well…

It’s only me pole to stick up your hole, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
It’s only me pole to stick up your hole, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
What’s that stuff around your pole?
What’s that stuff around your pole?

What’s that stuff around your pole?
Said the fair young maiden
Well…
It’s only me grass to tickle your #ss, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

It’s only me grass to tickle your #ss, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
What’s that dripping down your leg?
What’s that dripping down your leg?
What’s that dripping down your leg?

Said the fair young maiden
Well…
It’s only a shot that missed your twat, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
It’s only a shot that missed your twat, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
Said the fair young maiden

Well…
He’ll go to sea and f#ck like me, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
He’ll go to sea and f#ck like me, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
What if we should have a girl?

What if we should have a girl?
What if we should have a girl?
Said the fair young maiden
Well…

We’ll dig a ditch a ditch and bury the b#tch, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
We’ll dig a ditch a ditch and bury the b#tch, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
What if ma and pa should come home early?
What if ma and pa should come home early?

What if ma and pa should come home early?
Said the fair young maiden
Well…
I’ll f#ck your ma and blow your pa, said Barnacle Bill the SailorI’ll f#ck your ma and blow your pa, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
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Release Year: 1982