John Sakars – You Own My Vegan Dick

John Sakars – You Own My Vegan Dick Lyrics

Artist: John Sakars
Song: You Own My Vegan Dick

If you and I were on the Titanic, and you hopped into a lifeboat
And that lifeboat lowered down into the icy Atlantic
I would cut off my dick and throw it down to you in that lifeboat
My dick would help you stay warm until you got rescued by the Carpathia

And as the Titanic sunk, and I froze to death in that cold water
I’d have a huge smile on my face just knowing that you were using my dick as a cuddle toy
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick

You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
If you and I were getting chased by Godzilla
And Godzilla tried to eat you because he thought you looked yummy

I would cut off my dick and throw it into Godzilla’s mouth
Godzilla would stop and eat my dick, giving you enough time to run away
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick

You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
If you and I were in an airplane, and it crashed into the Andes
And we had nothing to eat and we were starving to death

I would cut off my dick and I would beg for you to eat it
I know that you don’t eat meat, but you’d have to eat my dick to survive
And after I bled to death, you could eat the rest of my body too
If heaven is real, I would smile from heaven just knowing I was in your poo

You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick

Sexy vegan woman, you may not own much
That’s okay ’cause you’re not into materialism
But you should know there are two things that you will always own
You will always own my heart, you will always own my dick

You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick

You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
You own my dick
You own my vegan dick
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Release Year: 2020