Jazz Emu – Potato Lyrics
Artist: Jazz Emu
Song: Potato
Washin’ some spuds
Choppin’ them up
Cookin’ my lunch
[Jansson’s frestelse
Swedish casserole
But while I’m chopping
I drop a chunk and
It makes me stoppen
[What in the hellse
It switched my bluetooth on
Did you know
That you can control your phone
With a piece of potato
Did they mean
For my LCD screen
To be responsive to a root vegetable
What’s the point of this functionality?
Are they catering for potates with opposable thumbs that can read?
I can’t help thinking that must be a pretty limited market
But wait
Now my brain is all like
Maybе the CEO of Apple, Tim Cook
Is secrеtly a potato disguised as a human
Who’s worked his way up into the boardroom
And he keeps trying to pitch features that are specifically geared towards potatoes, and he’s like
And they’re like, I hate how he starts every meeting like that. Typical corporate exec, he can’t remember anyone’s name. And he’s like
Okay, well does it have broad appeal? Because, honestly, most of your ideas have been unworkably specific
Have we… have we heard of Uber? The most downloaded ride hailing app in the world? yes I think most of
What’s tuber?
Again, I’m not sure there’s a demographic for this. You know, it’s kind of like your app for destroying all the peelers. Also as CEO you shouldn’t really be pitching apps at all. It’s, it’s really more of a sales and operations role
Did you know
That you can control your phone
With a piece of potato
Have you seen
If it touches the screen
Uou can personal hotspot enable
[What a lucky vegetable
What a random bit of functionality
How strange
I wonder how that happened
Hahaha, it’s a real mystery
No I don’t think that someone could have tampered with the schematics
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Release Year: 2021