Jared Dines – Death Metal Dad Jokes

Jared Dines – Death Metal Dad Jokes Lyrics

Artist: Jared Dines
Song: Death Metal Dad Jokes

Dad jokes will steal the show
Dad jokes, here we go
Dad jokes for the win
Dad jokes, let’s begin

So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain’t got jokes on my dad

So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain’t got jokes on my dad

Swollen bald elitists decapitating cattle
Barbequing bovines on the mountain peak of Everest
Vegans around the world unite to bring them down
But the steaks are high !

The steaks are high !
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Velcro is such a rip off
Dad jokes will steal the show

Dad jokes, here we go
Dad jokes for the win
Dad jokes, let’s begin
So you think you got jokes ?

So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain’t got jokes on my dad
So you think you got jokes ?

So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
You ain’t got jokes on my dad
Doomsday bands coming out like there’s no tomorrow

One could say they’re inspired by Impending Doom
Even vampires will die , that is something you can count on
One apocalypse, two apocalypse , three !!
‘Ahhh, oh, I gotta get away, all right ?

You’ll love this one.’
Why do skeletons never take any risks ?
Because they have no guts
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

I’ve heard better chugging from the bottom of Uranus
Brown notes so low, they open up a black hole
What time did the man…
Go to the dentist

Tooth hurty
Dad jokes will steal the show
Dad jokes, here we go
Dad jokes for the win

Dad jokes, let’s begin
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?

You ain’t got jokes on my dad
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?
So you think you got jokes ?

You ain’t got jokes on my dad
Two peanuts were walking down the street
One of them
Was a salted
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Release Year: 2019