Ivor Biggun – The Majorca Song

Ivor Biggun – The Majorca Song Lyrics

Artist: Ivor Biggun
Song: The Majorca Song

Unos, dos, tres, Suzie Quatro
Every year when summer is here
I save up m’ money and fly
To the land of the sun, fornication, and fun

And never let a day go by
Buenos knockas por favor
As I sniff up the breezes
There’s a whiff in the air

Of Ambre Solaire
And Julio Inglese-as
All day beneath the parasols
I prat around on the beach

At night I’m p*ssed as ars’oles
And incapable of speech
But I’m going back to Majorca
Back to the prettiest girl that I’ve seen

I nearly went crackers
When she hеld my maracas
And they burst her tambourine
Shе was topless

I was legless
We boogied the moonlight away
Oh she swallowed my pina colada
Oh blimey, oh Riley, o-le

I said she swallowed his pina colada
Oh blimey, oh Riley, o-le
O-le, o-le, o-le, o-le
O-le, o-le me down quick

A-ay a-ay, a-ay a-ay, a-ay a-ay, a-ay a-ay
I think I’m gonna be sick
“Ooh that’s better out than in”
I don’t go swimmin’

I just look at the women
As I stroll down by the ocean
They don’t wear vests
Upon their chests

They just wear sun-tan lotion
Buenos knockas por favor
Una Paloma Blanca
I go to Spain

Get out of my brain
And act like a wanker
I wear reflective sunglasses
To secretly stare at the t#ts

But I never drink the water
In case I get the sh*ts
I’m going back to Majorca
To get up to m’ scrotum in sin

There’s lots of how’s-yer-father
Down on the Costa Brava
And they blame it on jet lag and gin
She was topless

I was legless
We boogied the moonlight away
Oh she swallowed my pina colada
Oh blimey, oh Riley, o-le

I said she swallowed his pina colada
Oh blimey, oh Riley, o-le
But when I get back to Worksop
And the sand runs out of my socks

I’ll dream of that sweet senorita
Who gave me a dose of… la dolce vita
And a vinto on the rocks
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Ivor Biggun Lyrics – The Majorca Song

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From the album:
The Fruity Bits of Ivor Biggun [Explicit]
Release Year: 2002