Irishtoothache – Married Christmas Lyrics
Artist: Irishtoothache
Song: Married Christmas
The holidays used to be
A time for all our friends to see
Just how drunk we could all be together
Used to go out and drink a lot ’cause
Well we didn’t have to think a lot about
Kids, wives, jobs, or the weather
But lately people dropping out like flies
Gettin’ the knot tied with their wives
Making promises forever
And when I turn around to see
Who’s still at the bar with me
Well it’s turning out to be…
Married Christmas, not so merry of a Christmas
It’s hilarious to me, seems like every friеnd I see is gettin’
Married Christmas, it’s a scary kind of Christmas ’cause apparеntly
Everyone is married but me
Oh look another Facebook post
And it’s the kind that I hate the most
I’m forced to look at what you made for dinner
Potatoes and some kind of meat
I guess that’s what married people eat
I click like just so you feel like a winner
And every Christmas it’s the same
I have fun while you are lame
But most importantly I’m free
I feel so bad for you that soon
I might start posting pictures too
So you can live your life through me
Till then it’s –
Married Christmas, not so merry of a Christmas
It’s hilarious to me, seems like every friend I see is gettin’
Married Christmas, it’s a scary kind of Christmas ’cause apparently
Everyone is married but me
It might have been a big mistake
This big commitment that you make
You gotta go spend time with your family
They’re sitting ’round the Christmas tree
That’s when you really start to see
This isn’t very fun and I’m not happy
Then you gon’ plan a guys night out
But they’re all married
So guys night’s out
So you decide to stay together
Next year comes along and then
You realize this ain’t fun again
Boy I wish I still had friends…
But instead!
Married Christmas, not so merry of a Christmas
It’s hilarious to me, seems like every friend I see is gettin’
Married Christmas, it’s a scary kind of Christmas ’cause apparently
Everyone is married but me
Married Christmas, not so merry of a Christmas
It’s hilarious to me, seems like every friend I see is gettin’
Married Christmas, it’s a scary kind of Christmas ’cause apparently
Everyone is married but me
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From the album:
The Only Holiday Album Ever Recorded
Release Year: 2020