Intercourse – Peter WoodCock’s Dick Beaters Lyrics
Artist: Intercourse
Song: Peter WoodCock’s Dick Beaters
It was the night before Thanksgiving
My bar was a f#cking high school reunion
So I decided to black the f#ck out
Watching you and your bros chug Yuengling playing the same 3 Slayer songs
I asked, “If I stomp your flag will you really stomp my ass?
‘Cause you don’t look like you can even do a push up”
Those f#cks piled onto me
I crawled up and started biting dicks
Naturally they had me arrested
I was in a holding cell with Clark the Shark
He said, “You’re too pretty for prison, act nuts and get committed”
I told them I was chewing cocks to regenerate my blood
That was turning to dust
They sent me to Oakridgе
The therapy was eating acid for brеakfast while strapped to Peter Woodcock
Then for arts and crafts he gave me a stick and poke
With the same dick beaters he used to strangle children
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Release Year: 2021